Caution: Mermaids with strapons, waiting on subsurface rocks.
At first I thought this was the typical warning about the ocean depth rapidly increasing, but now I'm not so sure
Submitted 2 days ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d6336981-8766-4da7-8754-594c7b7e4dfe.png
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absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 days ago
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Go on…
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Most accurate description so far
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 days ago
Warning: dude to your left has his dick out.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Wouldn’t be the first time
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You’re left, my right.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
LOL. Never go in the water without being aware that under the water level there may be dicks out.
sramder@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Common in Florida, this sign warns tourists that locals may be wearing a banana hammock.
asqapro@reddthat.com 2 days ago
Apparently a real Australian safety sign: www.royallifesaving.com.au/…/how-to-stay-safe (scroll down to the “Out and about” section)
TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Saved you a click, it’s sudden drop off
AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
It certainly is out and about
ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Except the in the photo has the arm moved down lower.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Warning: If you wear a thong instead of swim shorts, your homies will get turned on when you tread water in front of them.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 day ago
We cannot accept responsibility if this ruins your friendship.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 day ago
However, if this turns you into friends with benefits, go you.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“Free Handjobs” But that’s how the sirens getcha.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s a good concept and a crowd pleaser. It all takes place under the water so no one can be offended. Though if servicing too many in a short time you may see some globs of white floating about.
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It means sex on the beach is allowed, but only if one of you is about to drown. Everyone knows this.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Grab onto my cock and I will pull you to the surface”
queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
That’s clearly a siren or some kind of merfolk.
Clearly this is their territory.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“Must be 6 inches or shorter to swim.”
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
but if you are longer than 6 inches but promise to remain flaccid, you are good to go
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Something something sex I think
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You may encounter nude bathers beyond this sign.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sudden drop.
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
Watch out for hard dudes in boots
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So now I’m thinking its some kind of instruction of how to stand and properly penetrate the other person
lectricleopard@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s gotta be warning that the bottom drops off quick