All the brits in here don’t even understand, it’s not about the brand name you ninnys, they’re chocolate sandwich cookies.
FIX BAYONETS!
It was inevitable
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ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
How is it a chocolate sandwich though?
I have a ham sandwich, or I have a salami sandwich. I don’t have a “bread sandwich.”
The shit in the middle isn’t chocolate right?
the_artic_one@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
It’s not a chocolate-flavored sandwich-cookie, not a cookie version of a chocolate sandwich.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
That’s just what the off brand ones call themselves to avoid lawsuits, don’t read too much into it.
Or do idc lol but that’s why.
AlexLost@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah, biscuit is the proper term. Look it up. Aren’t these just corporate factory macaroons though?
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oreos are just shite bourbons
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bourbons were just copying the already successful Hydrox cookies. Hydrox is superior to both Bourbons and Oreo, because they have always been kosher so everyone that isn’t vegetarian can eat them.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Hydrox has a more cookie like cookie than Oreo’s and yet… I like the abomination more. Something about its almost chemical like flavor just goes really good with the creme and milk.
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 weeks ago
Newman-O’s are another vegan alternative. The mint ones are great.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Golden Oreos are just shite Custard Cremes
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Not just shite, but like they got every facet as wrong as they could. Awful, heinous biscuits.
J92@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If memory serves, the original oreo, which had some shit futuristic name that makes it sound like a cleaning product or something, are older than bourbons, but bourbons are older than oreos.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hydrox. They’re still around, and have always been kosher.
Zombie@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Never thought I’d be on the side of the redcoats, but alas you make a good point.
I understand now why so many traitorous Scots put on the coat.
Kangy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Brit here. Not once have I heard anyone refer to Oreos this way
MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hydrox > Oreos
Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
Yes but so is wet cardboard so that is not a high bar. I never understood why people liked oreos. They’re really shitty biscuits, the only thing good about them is the marketing. I think I ate two in my life. The first because people hyped them up, the second because I could not believe they were quite as bad as I remembered because people still seemed to eat them of their own free will. They were actually as bad as they were the first time.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
If only the British had sent brand name tea, it wouldn’t be at the bottom of Boston harbour.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And none of that Sleepytime crap either! Doesn’t work. My mother used to give me a cup before bed constantly in an attempt to get me to sleep more than 4 hours a day.
Zezzoz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Americans attempts to be funny with things that never happened.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They’re called “chocolate sandwich biscuits” in the UK? Huh, I always call them “overrated”.
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I kinda agree but probably for opposite reasons. There’s no sliced bread OR butter so it can’t be a sandwich. And I’m fairly sure there’s no actual chocolate in there. Oreos are definitely biscuits tho.
Almacca@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
At least they’re not over-reacting.
saltesc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The US sees an item not referred to by a corporate brand name, and wouldn’t have it.
They’re not alone in it, but their suseptiblity to macro-marketing can only be described as “American level”.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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knight_alva@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The brand name is far from the point here but why bother when “grumble grumble America bad” is an option.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
imagine going out of your way to whinge about others whinging about america, as we’re watching the country obviously descend into blatant fascism
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
its because they call it chocolate sandwich biscuits. like what even is that?
Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Chicken biscuits on either side of something like a sandwich.