I have to massage my face due to nerve damage. I bought a massage gun but it is too violent, so I am seriously considering buyijg a cheap sex toy specifically to massage my face!
…but I may be the only one
Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ReCursing@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
dickalan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Even ones with an adjustable dial are too rough? First off I’m sorry you have nerve damage that sucks second off. I hope the hand dildo works.
hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I use an intimate vibrator on my face occasionally to loose up my sinuses. Just give it a good wash before and after; there’s nothing wrong with it.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh my God that is such a great idea
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
“hey honey can you- what the fuck”
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
what about, like, a regular-ass electric toothbrush?
ReCursing@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Not a bad call, actually
cokeslutgarbage@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I use my vibrator on my neck sometimes when I have a migraine, it works really well.
tpyo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I advise not to go “cheap” and make sure you get something body safe. (Cheap toys could be made with harmful materials.) Honestly if you go to a sex shop and explain what the need is, they’ll be more than happy to guide you to toys that have the vibrations you need. There’s buzzy or rumbly types and come in a huge range of strengths and textures
Seriously, they’d be ecstatic to help! And you would absolutely not be the only one
Unsolicited recommendation?:
I’m not sure what you need specifically, but something like this might work? lovecrave.com/products/vesper It’s small and you can use the tip for pinpoint or the length of it for a larger area. It is rumbly, surprisingly so for such a small device, and has different strengths (and patterns), and doesn’t look like a sex toyRai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Get a We-Vibe Touch! It’s got a silicone exterior and it goes from little vibrations to fairly strong.
hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s super pricey for this. Any $15 vibe from Amazon will do.
loomy@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
the gun is good
ReCursing@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Perhaps the most American statement…
But no, the massage gun was definitely too violent for what I need for my face
KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I gave one of these to my girlfriend the day before I had to go away on business for 2 months.
She said “What is this for?”
I said “It’s a replacement for my you-know-what.”
She said “Oh, ok. I think I get it.”
I got home 2 months later and she had 3 chipped teeth.
big_slap@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kaput@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I almost bought one as a Christmas present for my mom when I was ten. The last in the catalogue was holding it to her shoulder… I’m so glad I picked the brass penguin instead.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Yeah, but when I was a kid back in the 80’s and saw them in the mail order catalogs, I completely believed they were just head and neck massagers.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They can be. Just keep a good grip on the base. You don’t want to choke.
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
What's the bet that the "sturdy high impact plastic" isn't body safe?
tpyo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is there a percentage higher than 100?
BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It doesn’t release microplastics, it releases macroplastics.
PTSDwarrior@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of the Adult Swim ad for salad tossers that looked suspiciously like…a tool that really gives women pleasure. And here it is: Salad Mixxxer
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I would, after.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
🤣
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Careful though, it doesn’t have a flared base.
mastod0n@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It never was intended as a “face massager”.
kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
They totally knew what they were doing.
danekrae@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s what everybody asks about when buying products for your face.