How do conservatives continue to make things sound awesome when they attempt to cast them in a negative light?
Hell yeah bröther
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Gates9@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
SGG@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They forgot the golden rule to never get high off your own supply.
smol_beans@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Zohran the Inequality Destroyer
Zohran the Corruption Destroyer
Zohran the bus fare Destroyer
Zohran the Rent Increase Destroyer
This guy sounds fucking awesome thank you fox news
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
bruh could make a shit ton of campaign cash selling Zohran the Destroyer shirts.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Zohranthedestroyer.Com
Cleanest looking site I’ve seen in a while
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
the distilled essence of 90’s new york nostalgia
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I need this. Half-assed laser eyes and horns shopped on. This would be the stupid shirt that finally completes me.
r_deckard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What about the Stay-puft^tm^ Marshmallow Man?
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If I had the artistic talent of a lawn chair I would have already done this. We need some epic Frank Frazetta style Zohran art.
bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Zohan! What is best in life?
Crush oligarchy. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their shareholders.
(stolen from Mastodon, don’t remember where I saw it)
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
That quote is 🤌
you_are_dust@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If we are lucky, he will completely destroy both parties. Scorched earth and we’ll start over.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
the old world is dying, the new world struggles to be born, and Zohran is the midwife
Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Republicans are hopelessly out-of-touch. The rich ones have no idea what it’s like to work for a living,. The non-rich ones live in a terrifying alternate reality mental prison where there’s scary, liberal, trans immigrants behind every corner coming to take their guns away.
jbrains@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You don’t mess with the Zohran.
alaphic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is the comment I came here for
Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Nandor the Relentless
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
I was just thinking it was a missed opportunity for a What We Do In The Shadows reference, but on the other hand the only other people I know who watch it are gay so maybe it would just go over Fox’s audience’s heads
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
DogWater@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHRAN
loomy@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
weird pic to pick
aceshigh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wonder if it’s supposed to make him look like he’s praying to his god, and not theirs.
abfarid@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
Zohran the Zohranian.
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
The Zohranator
abfarid@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
My joke is a reference to Gozer the Destroyer, a.k.a. Gozer the Gozerian.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The Zohranator! Making copies!
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
“Let’s give him more powers!”
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We should call his meme page Zohran the Destroyer’s Bazaar of Affordable Memes
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
What is best in life zohran?
ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their kickbacks dissolving!
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Affordable housing
MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Heh heh heh… Stupid Fox News
fubarx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He already has a nickname. Behold “Young Cardamom:” youtu.be/DZ1OblYm5YY
Meron35@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Zohran can destroy me anytime
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
That’s the sickest burn since “President Poupon”
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I bet a lot of politicians have to lie to themselves to believe that if they got tossed into a time machine and forced to explain life choices to their 13 year old selves, the kid wouldn’t just kick them or call them a fucking nerd.
Now he can just show this screenshot.
RejZoR@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Men in Black 5 leaked by Fox News?
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Image
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Perfect