What the fuck

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• Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You seen Aliens?

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• Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Have you ever seen the film Alien?

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Am I or am I not pregnant?”

  Test: “Something like that, yeah.”

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    HYPERPREGNANT

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    E. All of the Above

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• A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Congratulations, is a ጌዐሃኗልዘ

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I dunno what you’re preggers with, but I’d excercise extreme caution.

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  • scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are we absolutely certain Zeus still seems to be in his apparent chastity cage?

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• squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Loss is the lamest, most boring joke around. Anyone still posting loss memes deserves an “ok boomer” by now.

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah yes, all those boomers reliving the time they were in on the ground floor of a meme from 17 years ago

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    • squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s an old, outdated joke, that wasn’t funny 17 years ago and hasn’t gotten any better in the time since.

      You have to be pretty brain dead to think that repeating the same lame joke for 17 years would make it any better.

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• BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• 5oap10116@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  B̷̧̨͇̱̉͛̇a̶̢̬̬̕b̴̢̾͊̕y̶̻̖̺͔̿̀̈́

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• Jeffool@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  C̴̖͕̟̦̣̝̟̠̺̋̋͐̈̀́̚o̴̯͈̠͉̮̾͛̅̔͘n̶̡͎͙̻̹̮͔͓̩̟͆̏ͅg̷̝̰̹̝̙̻̺̭̲͍̜̾̾r̷̢̢̭̟̤̥̭̹̊̏̀̽̒̚͠͝a̴̧͇͕͍͇͐t̷̤̫̙̦̩̘̚͠u̵̞͚̝͗͂̉̓̆́͑̈́̇̚l̸̢͕͕̘͕̮̼̔͝a̷͉̯̥͉̦̱̋̌͘t̵̢̛̙̯̬̮̘̖̗̳̲̗̺̳̙̣̰͖͋̔͑̀͛͘͝i̴̡̤͓̹̞̗̪̗̜̜̝̟͔̰͇̺͇͛͛̋̒̋̍͑̽͂͠o̷̢̨̧͈̰̪͙̊ņ̵͎͈̉͑͊̂ͅs̷̨̝̣̭̭̫̜̳̝͍̪̔̆̄͂̃̽̚͝͝!̵̢̛̰͚̃̿̈́̈́̃̿͗̽͌̓̈́̀͊̿̚͘

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• epicstove@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pergananant

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  • InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Prrrrrrrreganté

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    more like pregnan’t

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• kreskin@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well. I would still eat a bunch of ice cream just in case those calories are in fact needed.

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• jonesey71@lemmus.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Looks like you are not pregnant with twins.

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  • Denjin@lemmings.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not for long

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You pergant three times and one not pergo side ways.

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• ramenbelly@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  U r the pregnant

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• Fortatech@gregtech.eu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A quadruplet and an eldritch horror.

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• crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  how are babby formed

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  • lemmyman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We need to do way instain mother

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Congratulations, it’s a miscarriage.

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• 60d@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Magapregante

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• phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’re going to get a chtulu

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• Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not pregnant.

  Pregnant.

  Super pregnant.

  Super duper pregnant.

  Super hyper ultra pregnant. (You’re this one)

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t forget Super Hyper Ultra Pregnant II: Championship Edition

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  • Hardeehar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This guy’s pregnant

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• olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The swarm is coming

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• atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pregnant with the Antichrist (allegedly)

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• postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You fucked.

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is this pregnant?

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• dumbass@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Your gonna have a little baby Cthulhu!

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• Alaik@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Someone’s nitrocellulose strip got printed on multiple times…

  Im not even sure how you could accidentally do that with LFA assembly, but admittedly I’ve only ever used small scale “roller” machines or, even worse, made the capture/detection lines by hand.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s photoshopped to look like this

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    Guy did a web comic about miscarriage, some people shortened it to a series of lines. Someone took that series of lines iand translated it to this pregnancy test.

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    • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My fave minimalist loss: :.|:;

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nitrocelluloss

    FTFY.

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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Have we beaten this meme into the ground yet or do we need another round of unfunny edits.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m down for another round.

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• DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pergernaernt

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pregante!

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• boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ultra pregnant.

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it’s loss

    more like pregnan’t

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• OwlPaste@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  clearly triplets

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  • N0t_5ure@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    3.5 babies if you count the horizontal line.

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