NOOOOOOO

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• shininghero@pawb.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh nooo, I’ll have pass time by…
  Read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle!

  THE HORROR!!! THE SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE INFUSED HORROR!!!

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  • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s the old school phone

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    • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Reader’s digest. My parents kept them in the bathroom.

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  • stupe@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s why I keep a book by the toilet.

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  • auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    On average, it takes most mammals, including humans, about 12 seconds to have a bowel movement.

    Why tf are you having to pass time?

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I guess I’m above average!

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s called “raw dogging”. Am I using it right?

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• FMT99@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nothing worse than being alone with your thoughts.

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• nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes

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  • DasAlbatross@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    YUH!

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    • nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      GUILLOTINE!

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  • PaulBunyan@lemm.ee ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bought this LP for $30 in 2012. Greatest investment I’ve ever made.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  People who use their phone on the toilet are gross to me. I put in wireless earbuds and listen to a podcast. Preferably one without ads so I don’t have to touch them until after I’ve washed my hands.

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  • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Non-dominant hand has entered the game.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hope you got a bottle of Dr. Bronners in there.

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  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Moral ABCs never disappoint.

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• neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nothing is more haunting than the sound of introspection while pooping.

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• CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  People who use their phone while on the toilet are disgusting af

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  • nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Usually you put your phone away before wiping. And the real Gs use a bidet / ass squirter thingy anyways.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yep, same, agree, I will never understand how this has become normalized.

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    • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s an evolution from when people used to take newspapers or magazines to read while pooping.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I kind of miss the magazine that only gets read in the bathroom.

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• ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Plan b: Can you still reach the bottle of shampoo?

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  • fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i love reading random shampoo bottles

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• morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  back in my days, i read the label at the back of the shampoo bottle or the descaling cleaning spray

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• kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bathroom Reader made a fortune off of this idea.

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• shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  that’s why i keep two books in the bathroom. True Facts That Sound Like Bullshit by Shane Carley, and Brief Answers to Big Questions by Stephen Hawking. Perfect for reading ~10-20min at a time

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s even worse when I go in prepared. I have young kids who will barge in and take my device while I’m on the throne. Now I’ve got to start taking in 2 devices so I still have something after losing one.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just lock the door?

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bathrooms have privacy locks, not security locks. They can be opened from the outside if someone tries, and my kids have little fingers that can open the latch from outside without any additional equipment.

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    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The pure luxury!

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