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Submitted 10 months ago by LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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daw@feddit.org 10 months ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
People who use their phone on the toilet are gross to me. I put in wireless earbuds and listen to a podcast. Preferably one without ads so I don’t have to touch them until after I’ve washed my hands.
Dicska@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Non-dominant hand has entered the game.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Plan b: Can you still reach the bottle of shampoo?
fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 10 months ago
i love reading random shampoo bottles
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Nothing is more haunting than the sound of introspection while pooping.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Hope you got a bottle of Dr. Bronners in there.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Moral ABCs never disappoint.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
That’s called “raw dogging”. Am I using it right?
CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
People who use their phone while on the toilet are disgusting af
nebulaone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Usually you put your phone away before wiping. And the real Gs use a bidet / ass squirter thingy anyways.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Yep, same, agree, I will never understand how this has become normalized.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
It’s an evolution from when people used to take newspapers or magazines to read while pooping.
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Bathroom Reader made a fortune off of this idea.
shneancy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
that’s why i keep two books in the bathroom. True Facts That Sound Like Bullshit by Shane Carley, and Brief Answers to Big Questions by Stephen Hawking. Perfect for reading ~10-20min at a time
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I kind of miss the magazine that only gets read in the bathroom.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 10 months ago
It’s even worse when I go in prepared. I have young kids who will barge in and take my device while I’m on the throne. Now I’ve got to start taking in 2 devices so I still have something after losing one.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just lock the door?
cRazi_man@europe.pub 10 months ago
Bathrooms have privacy locks, not security locks. They can be opened from the outside if someone tries, and my kids have little fingers that can open the latch from outside without any additional equipment.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The pure luxury!
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
back in my days, i read the label at the back of the shampoo bottle or the descaling cleaning spray
shininghero@pawb.social 10 months ago
Oh nooo, I’ll have pass time by…
Read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle!THE HORROR!!! THE SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE INFUSED HORROR!!!
stupe@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I have one of the old Ripley’s Believe It or Not books by mine. It’s wild how many things in there that amazed people back in the day aren’t really that amazing or unbelievable anymore. The internet has made the world a pretty jaded place.
auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
On average, it takes most mammals, including humans, about 12 seconds to have a bowel movement.
Why tf are you having to pass time?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I guess I’m above average!
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
That’s the old school phone
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Reader’s digest. My parents kept them in the bathroom.
FMT99@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nothing worse than being alone with your thoughts.
nebulaone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
nameisnotimportant@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I miss them so much
PaulBunyan@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Bought this LP for $30 in 2012. Greatest investment I’ve ever made.
Etterra@discuss.online 10 months ago
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