That’s called “raw dogging”. Am I using it right?
NOOOOOOO
Submitted 3 weeks ago by LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
nebulaone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
PaulBunyan@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Bought this LP for $30 in 2012. Greatest investment I’ve ever made.
nameisnotimportant@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I miss them so much
FMT99@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nothing worse than being alone with your thoughts.
daw@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
People who use their phone while on the toilet are disgusting af
nebulaone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Usually you put your phone away before wiping. And the real Gs use a bidet / ass squirter thingy anyways.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Yep, same, agree, I will never understand how this has become normalized.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
It’s an evolution from when people used to take newspapers or magazines to read while pooping.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Hope you got a bottle of Dr. Bronners in there.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Moral ABCs never disappoint.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
I kind of miss the magazine that only gets read in the bathroom.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Nothing is more haunting than the sound of introspection while pooping.
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
back in my days, i read the label at the back of the shampoo bottle or the descaling cleaning spray
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
People who use their phone on the toilet are gross to me. I put in wireless earbuds and listen to a podcast. Preferably one without ads so I don’t have to touch them until after I’ve washed my hands.
Dicska@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Non-dominant hand has entered the game.
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Bathroom Reader made a fortune off of this idea.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Plan b: Can you still reach the bottle of shampoo?
fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
i love reading random shampoo bottles
shneancy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
that’s why i keep two books in the bathroom. True Facts That Sound Like Bullshit by Shane Carley, and Brief Answers to Big Questions by Stephen Hawking. Perfect for reading ~10-20min at a time
cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
It’s even worse when I go in prepared. I have young kids who will barge in and take my device while I’m on the throne. Now I’ve got to start taking in 2 devices so I still have something after losing one.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just lock the door?
cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
Bathrooms have privacy locks, not security locks. They can be opened from the outside if someone tries, and my kids have little fingers that can open the latch from outside without any additional equipment.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The pure luxury!
shininghero@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Oh nooo, I’ll have pass time by…
Read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle!
THE HORROR!!! THE SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE INFUSED HORROR!!!
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
That’s the old school phone
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Reader’s digest. My parents kept them in the bathroom.
stupe@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That’s why I keep a book by the toilet.
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Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I have one of the old Ripley’s Believe It or Not books by mine. It’s wild how many things in there that amazed people back in the day aren’t really that amazing or unbelievable anymore. The internet has made the world a pretty jaded place.
auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Why tf are you having to pass time?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I guess I’m above average!