literal shitpost
All my happiest friends are proud of their shits. I think it’s the key to happiness
You ever just take a shit so huge it boosts your mood after?
Submitted 10 months ago by tourist@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Get the zoomies like the apex predator you are.
CatZoomies@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I know what you mean.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Famous director Stanley Kuric made a movie about that once.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Every day.
glorkon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No because those usually clog my toilet.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 months ago
Just earlier today because I overslept this morning and didn’t have a chance to go then. I was afraid it may ruin my streak but we’re going strong.
martin4598@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Some of those make your belly warm for 45 minutes. Bliss…
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
I have IBS, so when I take a nice, normal shit, it feels like a triumph
It’s almost transcendental, the feeling of satisfaction
The little push, the delivery, the smooth exit, the lightness afterwards
It’s quite wonderful
I enjoy it every few months…
gon@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’s happened
Draegur@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’s nice not being so full of shit, right?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Msome of us keep the flame burning with metaphorical shit.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 months ago
But Hungry Man always said that it’s good to be full?!
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I remember when I was on the healthiest diet I ever had. I took a shit every 48 hours. The consistency was hard, yet smooth and spreadable. It had a diameter of about 2" with a well defined beginning and end. It didn’t take long to exit my body as well. 15 seconds from sitting to shitting. When the toilet was one with a step and the turd chose to stay, I had to stand up to let it all out, or move to let it fall. The emptiness in my bowels caused my balls to cramp not once. Those were the best. Not even much to clean up afterwards. And not only it opened my asshole to let shit out, but also the possibility to shove things in. Who knows, maybe someday some domina will want to do butt stuff. I’ll be ready then.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
smooth and spreadable
notices your knife and bread
slowly backs away
OmegaMouse@pawb.social 10 months ago
What was your diet? :o
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
“Boost” yes… Mood? No.
Send help.
notabot@lemm.ee 10 months ago
theupsanddownsof@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Like a load or burden has been lifted. (Well dropped really)
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
When you stand up and look back in the toilet, and all you can say is “Holy shit”.