All right, either:
- try to decide what kind of therapist is needed (difficult)
- figure out what kind of therapy/therapists are covered by insurance (time-consuming and stressful, sometimes impossible)
- provide a bunch of private information (time-consuming, difficult, and stressful)
- look through a list of relevant therapists nearby (usually easy)
- try to identify one that you might relate to or at least be able to deal with (very difficult, sometimes impossible)
- call them up one at a time to see if they’re really accepting new patients (time-consuming and stressful)
- try to find a regular time that works in your schedule for the new therapist and for other obligations (difficult)
- again provide a bunch of private information (time-consuming, difficult, and stressful)
- go meet with the therapist. try to get along with them because if you don’t it’s your fault and you have to start all over (difficulty varies, sometimes impossible)
- do all this while dealing with whatever problem you need therapy for (difficulty varies, sometimes impossible)
Or:
- access Paracelsus: paracelsus-project.org (easy)
- translate: translate.google.com (easy)
- distill potions: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrrbGRIOhCw (easy)
I know the wording’s a meme, but the hell with whoever made the original post. Fuckem.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 days ago
To be clear: the historical treatment for too much black bile (melancholic) is to shit it out with laxatives.
inconel@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
gut microbiome’s link to gut-brain axis and depreasion so partial points earned? laxatives usually have adverse effect on gut microbiome tho
match@pawb.social 3 days ago
yeah you are going to want to combine this with probiotics
Nikls94@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Weird take, but blood-letting is a treatment against microplastics. As is menstruation and donating blood, but the first one is more medieval.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
The solution to pollution is dilution!
roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 days ago
That’s a treadmill. You have to eat and drink more micro plastics to replace the lost blood. Bloodletting was the opposite you wanted to do with melancholic illness btw. You wanted to increase sanguine humor so you ate and drank sanguine foods while taking laxatives.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
You ever go a long time without a good shit? Those alchemists may have been on to something.