luciole
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- Comment on heat your body, not your house -- using an infrared heat lamp 2 weeks ago:
In certain climates one has to be careful not to let the plumbing freeze. The pipes will crack if they don’t heat their house enough. Another thing to keep in mind is that if your home is well insulated, the heat generated to keep it warm will dissipate very slowly whereas warming your body in a drafty home will require a constant amount of power.
- Comment on Fuck geometry 1 month ago:
please stop making it make sense
- Comment on Turkey Temptation 1 month ago:
Here is an article about men sentenced for cooking chicken a the Yellowstone National Park.
Here is another article about how cooking in natural hot springs while on a hike is totally awesome lol. Bonus naked guy at the end of the article.
- Comment on Bottom of the Ocean 2 months ago:
Bits of submersible with dead billionaires? Sand formed by the sudden and thorough crushing of a submersible with dead billionaires? The Logitech F710 aught to be mentioned as well. Of all the things cheap game controllers have endured, utterly destroyed by deep sea pressure is one.
- Comment on Owl Pellets 2 months ago:
My kid reassembled an owl pellet and framed it in science class. Looks pretty cool
- Comment on Monsters 2 months ago:
At the library I’d say.
- Comment on Tiger Predators 2 months ago:
Other tigers?
- Comment on THANK YOU 2 months ago:
This picture is kind of misleading though. Much of the photo’s creepiness comes from mistakenly assimilating the red dots to its eyes. Ants have those big familiar insect eyes we are familiar with. Quote from Snopes:
This is a closeup of a section of the ant’s face but not the full face. In a text message, Kavaliauskas [the photographer] told us, “This is just the front part of the portrait […] the eyes are already in the shadow area. […] if the eyes are illuminated, all the mystery disappears and the photograph appears ordinary and uninteresting.”
- Comment on Stop Wasting Pumpkins! 2 months ago:
Wait what? US population is 345 millions. How do you even celebrate Halloween that requires three pumpkins per person? Plenty of people don’t even have a porch.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
No it’s not.
- Comment on Wednesday it is, my dudes. 2 months ago:
A beautiful word we learned from the first nations, probably the Wendat.
- Comment on What? 3 months ago:
falseknees comics aren’t necessarily structured around a big punchline. It’s often more of an animal kingdom slice of life. Here the bird on the left clearly hatched this year since they’re unaware of leaves changing color in autumn. This is isn’t their last surprise, as they’re about to find out what it means to be a migratory bird as well.
- Comment on autumnal hopes 3 months ago:
That’s putting it squarely.
- Comment on autumnal hopes 3 months ago:
They mean 32°C.
- Comment on Oxygen 3 months ago:
Trick question. The sun is in the sky (daytime) not in space (nighttime)! As we all know, the higher you are, the less there is oxygen. That is because the sun burns most of the oxygen in the sky. Fortunately plants produce oxygen in the daytime faster than the sun burns it. It’s common sense really.
- Comment on yeehaw 3 months ago:
I can hear this meme.
- Comment on Which fruit fly are you today? 3 months ago:
I feel for the unlabelled fly getting mounted. Utterly fucked and unexplainably unnoticed.
- Comment on Biodiversity 4 months ago:
Missed opportunity for a sweet Venn diagram.
- Comment on Lizards playing rock paper scissors for the ladies. 4 months ago:
babe wake up new pokémon types just dropped
- Comment on Snow Leopard 4 months ago:
Saw it too late. Am lunch.
- Comment on Caption this. 4 months ago:
Viral fever dream astral voyage
- Comment on Look Closer 4 months ago:
I LOVE falseknees
- Comment on That's a big burger 4 months ago:
OK but it’s pretty cool that the moon is just far enough and just the right size relative to Earth and the sun to give us all those rad eclipses.
- Comment on To kill mammoths in the Ice Age, people used planted pikes, not throwing spears, researchers say 4 months ago:
This makes way more sense and it’s way more epic. Well played, ancestors.
- Comment on Atrenborough 5 months ago:
Damn, is the fauna roasting Sir Attenborough?
- Comment on ifn't 11 months ago:
I shan’t!
- Comment on The Perfect Solution 11 months ago:
I can’t even
- Comment on A New Drug That Could Extend Dogs' Lives Inches Closer to Approval 1 year ago:
If that’s an issue just take the medicine as well.
- Comment on Belief in COVID-19 related conspiracy theories around the globe: A systematic review - ScienceDirect 1 year ago:
I’m a little uneasy about how the lab leak hypothesis is often lumped into nonsensical conspiracy theories. The actual beginning of the virus is still uncertain if I’m not mistaken.
- Comment on Man Keeps Rock For Years Thinking It's Gold. It Turned Out to Be Far More Valuable. 1 year ago:
The writing is at morning program levels of goofiness; it’s jarring. At 17 kg this meteorite would be worth over a million USD if it was gold. It’s like the writer is taking a piss at the poor guy who hoped to get some money out of it.