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Submitted ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    They should have actually engineered the spoons to be even better as drug spoons. Tell everyone they’re engineering them to work poorly with PCP. But in reality, they got a lab full of drug users offering pointers on how to improve the product and people using them and filling out little ratings cards as they go. They only stumbled into this by accident. But imagine what they could have accomplished if they deliberately engineered the perfect PCP spoon!

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  • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The 1980s … articles like this brought to you by the same people that orchestrated the “Satanic Panic” and tried to ban Dungeons and Dragons everywhere.

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    • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      well it was a really convenient, common and free cocaine spoon… and available everywhere… it became kinda a thing, so mcdonald’s made their stirrers flat….

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh god, that last sentence actually made me laugh.

    Imagine being in the business of manufacturing cocaine spoons, and McDonald’s starts just giving them away.

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  • nocklobster@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Had no idea PCP is an animal tranquilizer.

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    • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Like ketamine, PCP was developed as a safer alternative to morphine in anaesthesia. Also like ketamine, that didn’t really work out well

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Did you know it comes in gallons?

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      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Thought it was going to be this story

        Incidentally that series also has an episode with Trevor Moore

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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But what if your spoon is too big?

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Better than a bleeding anus.

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      • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        For the love of God.

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What if it’s rusty?

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I remember those stupid things. The junk drawer in my childhood home had roughly 70 of them at any given time.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      That’s 100s of dollars worth on eBay right now!

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I finally understand! The Tick: SPOOON!

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  • GenosseFlosse@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh, i thought they where used because the would hold pretty much exactly 1g of coke so dealers used them?

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    • exixx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A gram of Coke is a lot bigger than that little spoon

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    • kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The amount they held was perfect for one sniff. Now days you need to use a house key.

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    • Zenith@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They do call them coke spooks in the very first sentence of the second paragraph

      I loved them as a kid, I was sad they got rid of them, but I never used them for coke lol

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  • nomnomdeplume@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mandela effect spoons!

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Spooooon

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