Spoon

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• sfled@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.

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  • lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    they created agitation, too, I see what they did there

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• LePoisson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  McDonald’s would be a hell of a lot cooler if they were funding Satan worshippers. Can they bring that rumor back and confirm it this time please?

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• WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They should have actually engineered the spoons to be even better as drug spoons. Tell everyone they’re engineering them to work poorly with PCP. But in reality, they got a lab full of drug users offering pointers on how to improve the product and people using them and filling out little ratings cards as they go. They only stumbled into this by accident. But imagine what they could have accomplished if they deliberately engineered the perfect PCP spoon!

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• Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The 1980s … articles like this brought to you by the same people that orchestrated the “Satanic Panic” and tried to ban Dungeons and Dragons everywhere.

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  • markovs_gun@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Idk what you’re on about, this very article makes fun of said satanic panic in the opening paragraph.

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    • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, this is them making fun of mcdonalds

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  • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    well it was a really convenient, common and free cocaine spoon… and available everywhere… it became kinda a thing, so mcdonald’s made their stirrers flat….

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But what if your spoon is too big?

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What if it’s rusty?

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Better than a bleeding anus.

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    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For the love of God.

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• nocklobster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Had no idea PCP is an animal tranquilizer.

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  • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Like ketamine, PCP was developed as a safer alternative to morphine in anaesthesia. Also like ketamine, that didn’t really work out well

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  • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Did you know it comes in gallons?

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thought it was going to be this story

      Incidentally that series also has an episode with Trevor Moore

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I remember those stupid things. The junk drawer in my childhood home had roughly 70 of them at any given time.

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s incredibly 'Murican. That you ate at any fast food chain that often to have so many. It’s disturbing.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s 100s of dollars worth on eBay right now!

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Spooooon

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• GenosseFlosse@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh, i thought they where used because the would hold pretty much exactly 1g of coke so dealers used them?

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  • kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The amount they held was perfect for one sniff. Now days you need to use a house key.

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  • exixx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A gram of Coke is a lot bigger than that little spoon

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  • Zenith@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They do call them coke spooks in the very first sentence of the second paragraph

    I loved them as a kid, I was sad they got rid of them, but I never used them for coke lol

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• nomnomdeplume@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Mandela effect spoons!

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I finally understand! The Tick: SPOOON!

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• Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh god, that last sentence actually made me laugh.

  Imagine being in the business of manufacturing cocaine spoons, and McDonald’s starts just giving them away.

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