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- Comment on Every toddler becomes a hackerman when they find a tablet 1 week ago:
“Left over-and-under right and pull it tight, then right loop over-and-under left loop, pull both loops tight” was the way I learned. It’s just the entire ‘letting go then pulling thru’ that broke my brain when I was a little kid. Also, fuck Asics, some of their laces won’t stay tied unless you epoxy the knot.
- Comment on It's Breathtaking How Fast AI Is Screwing Up the Education System 1 week ago:
Apropos of nothing, I read a post claiming that the phonetic pronunciation of “ChatGPT” in France translates to “Cat I farted.” So I used Google Translates audio and sure enough, “ChatGPT” and “Chat j’ai pété” sound nearly identical when piped through the app’s audio feature.
- Comment on Am I? 1 week ago:
Typical Mac user.
- Comment on Anthropic apologizes after one of its expert witnesses cited a fake article hallucinated by Claude in the company's legal battle with music publishers 2 weeks ago:
The AI ate my homework.
- Comment on The joy of going through pregnancy along with your sister 2 weeks ago:
That expression. "“Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of ol’ Skeeter to go 'round.”
- Comment on Oh god 2 weeks ago:
I now own a Browntooth speaker.
- Comment on Spoon 2 weeks ago:
Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.
- Comment on Cloudflare CEO warns AI and zero-click internet are killing the web's business model 2 weeks ago:
The first spam email was sent in 1978. It’s been downhill.
- Comment on Anyone? 3 weeks ago:
Just suckers, like an octopus.
- Comment on Trump Declares Biden’s Digital Equity Act ‘Racist’ and ‘Unconstitutional’ 3 weeks ago:
When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.
- Comment on Things at Tesla are worse than they appear 3 weeks ago:
Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg
- Comment on California Bill Would Require That AT&T And Comcast Make Broadband Affordable For Poor People 3 weeks ago:
My sympathies exactly, my dear fellow.
Best regards,
A Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire