sfled

@sfled@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every toddler becomes a hackerman when they find a tablet⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Left over-and-under right and pull it tight, then right loop over-and-under left loop, pull both loops tight” was the way I learned. It’s just the entire ‘letting go then pulling thru’ that broke my brain when I was a little kid. Also, fuck Asics, some of their laces won’t stay tied unless you epoxy the knot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Breathtaking How Fast AI Is Screwing Up the Education System⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apropos of nothing, I read a post claiming that the phonetic pronunciation of “ChatGPT” in France translates to “Cat I farted.” So I used Google Translates audio and sure enough, “ChatGPT” and “Chat j’ai pété” sound nearly identical when piped through the app’s audio feature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Typical Mac user.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anthropic apologizes after one of its expert witnesses cited a fake article hallucinated by Claude in the company's legal battle with music publishers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The AI ate my homework.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joy of going through pregnancy along with your sister⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That expression. "“Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of ol’ Skeeter to go 'round.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I now own a Browntooth speaker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spoon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cloudflare CEO warns AI and zero-click internet are killing the web's business model⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The first spam email was sent in 1978. It’s been downhill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just suckers, like an octopus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Declares Biden’s Digital Equity Act ‘Racist’ and ‘Unconstitutional’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things at Tesla are worse than they appear⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California Bill Would Require That AT&T And Comcast Make Broadband Affordable For Poor People⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My sympathies exactly, my dear fellow.

  Best regards,

  A Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire