If anything it would make them faster as the floaties would increase the speed the hand goes up
Onion be onioning again
Submitted 10 months ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Lanske@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
Honey, you have to put some elbow grease into it.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I read the caption before I took a good look at the picture and I assumed that “floaties” meant something very different.
Pnut@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Well at least someone here is getting floaties. I’m sitting here either dry or wet as a bone.
TIN@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Oh, I’ve got this far down the comments before realising we were maybe talking about arm based flotation devices and not turds.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Floaters greatly lessen my enjoyment of hot tubs as well.
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yeah spots everywhere and you don’t know if its an bubble on your eye or just the floaties
D_C@lemm.ee 10 months ago
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s when you go for the foot job instead.
the_beber@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Whatever floats your uhh… arms?
C1pher@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It prevents: “This isnt a beach, this is a bathtub” kinds of situations.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 months ago
If hot tub handjobs really are a thing I’ve wasted my life
Pnut@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You want to go the pool route. In the hot tub there’s little differentiation temperature wise.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 months ago
Look man
Y’all know far too much for this. I’m 34, my ex cheated on me 5 years (or 6 idk, I lost track) and have gotten laid once in that time.
It doesn’t help i have ADHD with some weird mental thing preventing me from trying to hook up with anyone for any reason
Wait, no, I think my ex and I did try in a pool once but when they say “pool closed” we assumed that meant cause no staff was around
MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They are but are very dry. Water is not good lube. Better one person sits on the edge of the hot tube with there legs in the water.
Lazy rivers work also…
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Skill issue.
Use silicone-based lube for water play.
dickalan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Doing anal with a girl in a hot tub isn’t much better
veroxii@aussie.zone 10 months ago
They are, so next time take off your floaties.
ignotum@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nice try, I’d drown immediately if I did that
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Safety first though!
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Skill issue tbh
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, just cum on the inside, problem solved.
nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Sounds like a challenge tbh
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“THEY’RE NOT FLOATIES, THEY’RE A FASHION CHOICE!”
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
This is my favorite post of the morning. Laughed well and shared with a friend. Thanks, Onion.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I love onions
Pnut@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“from German”. I’m not being elitist, I am not German. But lent words have origins.