If hot tub handjobs really are a thing I’ve wasted my life
Onion be onioning again
Submitted 3 weeks ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They are but are very dry. Water is not good lube. Better one person sits on the edge of the hot tube with there legs in the water.
Lazy rivers work also…
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Skill issue.
Use silicone-based lube for water play.
dickalan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Doing anal with a girl in a hot tub isn’t much better
veroxii@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
They are, so next time take off your floaties.
ignotum@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nice try, I’d drown immediately if I did that
Pnut@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
You want to go the pool route. In the hot tub there’s little differentiation temperature wise.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Look man
Y’all know far too much for this. I’m 34, my ex cheated on me 5 years (or 6 idk, I lost track) and have gotten laid once in that time.
It doesn’t help i have ADHD with some weird mental thing preventing me from trying to hook up with anyone for any reason
Wait, no, I think my ex and I did try in a pool once but when they say “pool closed” we assumed that meant cause no staff was around
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I read the caption before I took a good look at the picture and I assumed that “floaties” meant something very different.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Floaters greatly lessen my enjoyment of hot tubs as well.
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yeah spots everywhere and you don’t know if its an bubble on your eye or just the floaties
TIN@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Oh, I’ve got this far down the comments before realising we were maybe talking about arm based flotation devices and not turds.
D_C@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Pnut@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Well at least someone here is getting floaties. I’m sitting here either dry or wet as a bone.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Skill issue tbh
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, just cum on the inside, problem solved.
Lanske@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I love onions
the_beber@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Whatever floats your uhh… arms?
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“THEY’RE NOT FLOATIES, THEY’RE A FASHION CHOICE!”
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Safety first though!
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
Honey, you have to put some elbow grease into it.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s when you go for the foot job instead.
nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Sounds like a challenge tbh
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If anything it would make them faster as the floaties would increase the speed the hand goes up
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
this guy hand jobs
Pnut@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
“from German”. I’m not being elitist, I am not German. But lent words have origins.
C1pher@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It prevents: “This isnt a beach, this is a bathtub” kinds of situations.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
This is my favorite post of the morning. Laughed well and shared with a friend. Thanks, Onion.