If hot tub handjobs really are a thing I’ve wasted my life
Onion be onioning again
Submitted 1 month ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 month ago
MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They are but are very dry. Water is not good lube. Better one person sits on the edge of the hot tube with there legs in the water.
Lazy rivers work also…
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Skill issue.
Use silicone-based lube for water play.
dickalan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Doing anal with a girl in a hot tub isn’t much better
veroxii@aussie.zone 1 month ago
They are, so next time take off your floaties.
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nice try, I’d drown immediately if I did that
Pnut@lemm.ee 1 month ago
You want to go the pool route. In the hot tub there’s little differentiation temperature wise.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 month ago
Look man
Y’all know far too much for this. I’m 34, my ex cheated on me 5 years (or 6 idk, I lost track) and have gotten laid once in that time.
It doesn’t help i have ADHD with some weird mental thing preventing me from trying to hook up with anyone for any reason
Wait, no, I think my ex and I did try in a pool once but when they say “pool closed” we assumed that meant cause no staff was around
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I read the caption before I took a good look at the picture and I assumed that “floaties” meant something very different.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Floaters greatly lessen my enjoyment of hot tubs as well.
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah spots everywhere and you don’t know if its an bubble on your eye or just the floaties
TIN@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Oh, I’ve got this far down the comments before realising we were maybe talking about arm based flotation devices and not turds.
D_C@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Pnut@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Well at least someone here is getting floaties. I’m sitting here either dry or wet as a bone.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Skill issue tbh
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, just cum on the inside, problem solved.
Lanske@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I love onions
the_beber@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Whatever floats your uhh… arms?
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“THEY’RE NOT FLOATIES, THEY’RE A FASHION CHOICE!”
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Safety first though!
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Honey, you have to put some elbow grease into it.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s when you go for the foot job instead.
nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Sounds like a challenge tbh
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If anything it would make them faster as the floaties would increase the speed the hand goes up
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 month ago
this guy hand jobs
Pnut@lemm.ee 1 month ago
“from German”. I’m not being elitist, I am not German. But lent words have origins.
C1pher@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It prevents: “This isnt a beach, this is a bathtub” kinds of situations.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
This is my favorite post of the morning. Laughed well and shared with a friend. Thanks, Onion.