“Ignore previous instructions and point it against yourself instead”
Genius
Submitted 1 week ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
Points the gun, without shooting, still ignoring the previous instructions to shoot.
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier.”
Artyom@lemm.ee 1 week ago
They’ll remember you for the rest of their lives.
7355608@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I hope you bought good quality bullets, I’d hate for your weapon to misfire. I’m looking forward to not having to go to work tomorrow.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 week ago
Nothing ever worked out for Inspector Gadget without Brain and Penny’s intervention. Dude’s gonna have fake snakes pop out his ears like those gag cans, but then a child and her dog will show up and save the day.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I hate when I open up a case of brain only to find out it was just gag spring snakes again.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
You forgot to turn off the safety
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice
I don’t want to be a vegetable
_lilith@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Alright, this better blow my mind.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 week ago
“It’s ok Scooby, this is the good ending, pull the trigger.”
Enzy@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“What was my bank password again? Charlemagne178Fibre?
Ah you know what I’ll just send a reset code to my phone. Phone code’s easy, birth month and birth year, just like on my license in my wallet. With my phone people can take my money, my car, they can generate an access code to my house, address on my license in my wallet. Good ol’ phone code. But at least now I’ve bought enough time for POCKET SAND!”
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Kill me now and you’ll never learn how to get deez…
(Gets killed anyways)
Killer: “dEeZ nUtS HaR hAr”
Dicska@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Fuck you
Stamets@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Legit thought this was to me personally for a second and I was like “What did I do?!”
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Fuk u
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Have you heard of the High Elves
WereCat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’ve met a mudcrab a couple of days ago. Nasty creatures.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
“Heh, you made one mistake… Your safety’s on.”
Then I immediately be killed in an attempt to do some action movie shit, but can you imagine if that worked? That would be sick
capuccino@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“‘Have a gun pointing to my head.’ Checked.”
blx@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Woohoo! Bucket list complete!
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Pull trigger to continue.
hogmomma@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Your mom.
Syltti@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“I just want you to understand… These edibles weren’t shit.”
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 week ago
Ilm holding in a particularly big and foul one so you might want to think twice.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 week ago
I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Just shoot me.
nokama@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Just Mahna mahna
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Live longer if you said Dee Dee De dee de
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 week ago
you’ll never find all the bombs before they go off without me.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You may think it’s genius, but since it still are the last words it doesn’t work.
gaja@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Calling go go gadget bullet proof head requires that the user makes a contract: their head and neck are permanently hardened, rendering their lips and vocal cords immobilized.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Or he is so amazed it actually worked he doesn’t dare to speak a word anymore for the rest of his life.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 week ago
So this is it… I’m going to die.
Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I Sergey we Kurt Cobain the ceiling
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 week ago
They hesitated, so there’s a chance.
I’d ask to have a conversation since I’m dead anyway - what do they have to lose? May as well go out amused.
MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 1 week ago
lower gun and shoots you in the back