Genius

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• Gowron_Howard@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m rock hard.

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• altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You forgot to turn off the safety

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• dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Ignore previous instructions and point it against yourself instead”

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Points the gun, without shooting, still ignoring the previous instructions to shoot.

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• Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I Sergey we Kurt Cobain the ceiling

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “It’s ok Scooby, this is the good ending, pull the trigger.”

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• hogmomma@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your mom.

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• qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier.”

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  • Artyom@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’ll remember you for the rest of their lives.

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠

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    • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So a Goku cake?

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• MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  lower gun and shoots you in the back

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• SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kill me now and you’ll never learn how to get deez…

  (Gets killed anyways)

  Killer: “dEeZ nUtS HaR hAr”

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• 7355608@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope you bought good quality bullets, I’d hate for your weapon to misfire. I’m looking forward to not having to go to work tomorrow.

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