That’s what we call the “Handheld Bidet” for when you take a dump in the urinal
You might want to hose it off when you are done
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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justsquigglez@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s to spray your neighbor when he decides to pick the urinal right next to yours when there were 3 others not next to you. Then it just turns into a silly water fight, and everyone has a blast.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Then it just turns into a silly water fight
If you think it won’t turn into a piss fight I have news for you.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
After that you realise they are low-key kinda hot in that wet t-shirt and things escalate quickly.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
ah yes, the flushless toilets that guarantee the men’s room constantly smells like piss
I always piss in the real toilets, don’t care if it’s more water, I’m not pissing in other people’s piss while also smelling the piss
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s so you can get a little drink well you pee.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, just install bidet hoses next to all the toilets.
“Job’s done, boss.”
yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
I do, got one of those next one to my toilet and rinse my dick after peeing and after a wank. Don’t like having a smelly dick
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
good hygiene. And after jerking off who wants their penis sticking to their underwear
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
- no underwear \
- wipe it on the curtains \
- establish an artisanal dick cheese brand
GaMEChld@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, this would be great to have. Always good to have options.
waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why are you pissing in the penis washing station???!?!
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
It puts the lotion on its skin or it’ll get the hose again.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Some people can’t windmill it hard enough to get all the pee off so water is needed.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
mriormro@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
So is this the famous ‘bidet’ I heard so much about?
Bort@hilariouschaos.com 3 weeks ago
Is it for Islamic people to wash their feet before preying?
tpihkal@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I suppose washing the scent off your feet could be an advantage when hunting. I’ve never thought about it before.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Gosh I was confused for a moment.
Praying != preying
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s just polite
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Muslims are required by their faith to clean urine of the tip of their penis. These hoses are likely for doing that.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Is it also required to wash your hands after touching the hose of a thousand penises, or is that part optional?
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Idk what would make you assume Muslims do not wash their hands
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Should be required by everyone else too. I hate the taste of pee pee.
JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This.
It’s low key embarassing that a whole meme can spring up based on not knowing that other places have different hygeine.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Similarly, when those making fun of name communities find something that is an older, common name in some other country. Like mocking someone for being named Jhonny. MykKynzbrynlyk’kyffyr (pronounced Steve) is still fair game, but not Anous
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wait really? I have a bum hose because my shit sticks to everything and I’m tired of replacing brushes. I’d figure you could get a washlet/toilet mounted bidet aimed properly for that.
Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
It is preferred not to use urinals if you can and to instead sit down to avoid getting urine particles on your clothes.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What!!! other cultures are ahead of Americans on personal hygiene, I’m super shocked!!! /s
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Thats fair honestly