You might want to hose it off when you are done

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s just polite

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• FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ah yes, the flushless toilets that guarantee the men’s room constantly smells like piss

  I always piss in the real toilets, don’t care if it’s more water, I’m not pissing in other people’s piss while also smelling the piss

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some people can’t windmill it hard enough to get all the pee off so water is needed.

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  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you give it more’n three shakes, we know what you’re doin’

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• mriormro@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why are you pissing in the penis washing station???!?!

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, just install bidet hoses next to all the toilets.

  “Job’s done, boss.”

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So is this the famous ‘bidet’ I heard so much about?

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• yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I do, got one of those next one to my toilet and rinse my dick after peeing and after a wank. Don’t like having a smelly dick

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  • GaMEChld@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, this would be great to have. Always good to have options.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    good hygiene. And after jerking off who wants their penis sticking to their underwear

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      1. no underwear \
      2. wipe it on the curtains \
      3. establish an artisanal dick cheese brand

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s to spray your neighbor when he decides to pick the urinal right next to yours when there were 3 others not next to you. Then it just turns into a silly water fight, and everyone has a blast.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    After that you realise they are low-key kinda hot in that wet t-shirt and things escalate quickly.

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then it just turns into a silly water fight

    If you think it won’t turn into a piss fight I have news for you.

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    • Denalduh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Swordfight!!

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s so you can get a little drink well you pee.

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Muslims are required by their faith to clean urine of the tip of their penis. These hoses are likely for doing that.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait really? I have a bum hose because my shit sticks to everything and I’m tired of replacing brushes. I’d figure you could get a washlet/toilet mounted bidet aimed properly for that.

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  • JacksonLamb@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This.

    It’s low key embarassing that a whole meme can spring up based on not knowing that other places have different hygeine.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Similarly, when those making fun of name communities find something that is an older, common name in some other country. Like mocking someone for being named Jhonny. MykKynzbrynlyk’kyffyr (pronounced Steve) is still fair game, but not Anous

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  • Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is preferred not to use urinals if you can and to instead sit down to avoid getting urine particles on your clothes.

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    • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What!!! other cultures are ahead of Americans on personal hygiene, I’m super shocked!!! /s

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thats fair honestly

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  • Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should be required by everyone else too. I hate the taste of pee pee.

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it also required to wash your hands after touching the hose of a thousand penises, or is that part optional?

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Idk what would make you assume Muslims do not wash their hands

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• Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It puts the lotion on its skin or it’ll get the hose again.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Preparing for bris?

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    • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Something similar, yes.

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• Bort@hilariouschaos.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is it for Islamic people to wash their feet before preying?

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  • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I suppose washing the scent off your feet could be an advantage when hunting. I’ve never thought about it before.

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    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gosh I was confused for a moment.

      Praying != preying

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• justsquigglez@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s what we call the “Handheld Bidet” for when you take a dump in the urinal

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