You might want to hose it off when you are done

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• waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why are you pissing in the penis washing station???!?!

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• justsquigglez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s what we call the “Handheld Bidet” for when you take a dump in the urinal

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Muslims are required by their faith to clean urine of the tip of their penis. These hoses are likely for doing that.

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  • JacksonLamb@lemmy.world ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    This.

    It’s low key embarassing that a whole meme can spring up based on not knowing that other places have different hygeine.

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  • Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It is preferred not to use urinals if you can and to instead sit down to avoid getting urine particles on your clothes.

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Thats fair honestly

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is it also required to wash your hands after touching the hose of a thousand penises, or is that part optional?

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Idk what would make you assume Muslims do not wash their hands

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  • Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Should be required by everyone else too. I hate the taste of pee pee.

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s to spray your neighbor when he decides to pick the urinal right next to yours when there were 3 others not next to you. Then it just turns into a silly water fight, and everyone has a blast.

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Then it just turns into a silly water fight

    If you think it won’t turn into a piss fight I have news for you.

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    • Denalduh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Swordfight!!

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah, just install bidet hoses next to all the toilets.

  “Job’s done, boss.”

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s so you can get a little drink well you pee.

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• yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I do, got one of those next one to my toilet and rinse my dick after peeing and after a wank. Don’t like having a smelly dick

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    good hygiene. And after jerking off who wants their penis sticking to their underwear

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  • GaMEChld@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, this would be great to have. Always good to have options.

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• Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It puts the lotion on its skin or it’ll get the hose again.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Preparing for bris?

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    • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Something similar, yes.

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So is this the famous ‘bidet’ I heard so much about?

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• Bort@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is it for Islamic people to wash their feet before preying?

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  • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I suppose washing the scent off your feet could be an advantage when hunting. I’ve never thought about it before.

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    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Gosh I was confused for a moment.

      Praying != preying

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