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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    1. The handles on all the others except 5 are hideous but 5 has a really weird pointy bit
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  • ViperActual@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only #2. Having a consistent set of cutlery is priceless.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    2,

    because it also has best spikes to test if potato is done.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    2,

    because it also has best spikes to test if potato is done.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    2,

    because it also has best spikes to test if potato is done.

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  • WeaselOne@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    1. Slim fork, wide handle.
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    • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A scholar and a gentleman

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can taste that flared base agaist my hard palate

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    • mittyta@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hate them! Because can’t fit to dishwasher basket

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      • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Top rack is the solution! Or a basket that doesn’t have slots, just the basket.

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    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Damn right. I have 4 2s and 4 4s and it’s a sad day when I’ve been too lazy to do the dishes and only have 4s left to use.

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  • ndupont@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    2

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  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wrong sub. Post here

    lemmynsfw.com/c/ifyouhadtopickone

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  • Thoven@lemdro.id ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    2

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  • giddy@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    2

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The 2nd one with the thicc ass

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  • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    2 would be the closest I’d consider to being ideal. The handle kinda looks like it sucks tho.

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  • SpicyLizards@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    3

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like none of them

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  • DesolateMood@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    2 is such an obvious answer

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  • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I rank them in order of decreasing favorability: 3 5 4 1 2

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  • Grimtuck@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh gawd no! That square handle digs into the hand when you use it. I’ve been there.

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  • themakara@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ADHD, don’t care as long as it works.

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    • ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yup. Clean is the main thing though. I’ve forgotten my silverware for lunch and figured out some very interesting workarounds before.

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  • andybytes@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fat bottom forks you make the rockin world go round…

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  • MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    5 and I know this because it’s the fork that lives in my room at all times because it’s my favorite fork and I don’t like when someone else dirties it or misplaces it. It’s my desk fork. Always ready for leftovers or door dash. It’s the perfect fork.

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You 2-people are insane. It’s clearly fork number five.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe if you have baby hands.

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  • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    2

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  • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1

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  • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    tines of three, handle of five

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Add-on question: when using a fork, do you put the points on the plate (or stab a piece) and then use your knife to push food onto the downward curve of the tines (I would say the back but that’s because I don’t do this) and lift it points-down?

    Or do you carry food on the concave curve of the tines (as well as stabbed on the points of course) and lift it points-up?

    This is cultural, neither is incorrect, but it might affect your choice of fork.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Depends on the food tbh. If it would fall out using the coop method then I point down and push it into the tines.

      Peas: point down and mash into tines

      Mashed potatoes: scoop 'em

      Steak: points down to stab

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    • DesolateMood@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Whether you switch hands or keep it entirely in your left

      What about me who just keeps it in my right

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      • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What about me
        American

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Use a kwhat? Fork and plate alone so you don’t have additional items to wash.

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    • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m doing it the latter way. I chose 1.

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  • stinerman@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    1. Long tines and a big “handle”.
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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1 feels like home, 4 and 5 is too fancy, 2 just feels right enough to stab at my enemy.

    I choose 2.

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  • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Probably 2. 5 is a maybe? But 2 is probably the one I’d want.

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  • LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All of these fail. This is like one of those pick the baddie out of the line up things, except all of these have done some shitty things. 3 is the closest I guess, but the handle fails hard.

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