- But I’d still grab 5 just to watch the world burn.
Choose a number, 1-5!
Submitted 2 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Opisek@lemmy.world 2 months ago
None of them are usable. If I had to take one, number 3 or maaaaybe number 1 instead if 3 doesn’t feel good. All the others are a sin.
Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
What am I eating? Spaghetti is different from steak which is different from peas
Whimsical418@lemm.ee 2 months ago
5 looking kinda shiny
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Sure, if shiny sporks are your thing.
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 months ago
5 gang!
auginator@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Number 5, as a backup 2
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 months ago
I hate all of them but many people seem to like number two, but that is decisively the worst. I literally just bought twelve forks from a discontinued line because I had a few of them and they are the best forks ever. There are few things better than a great fork.
farsinuce@feddit.dk 2 months ago
I stand by you.
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wish I did that. My flatware is outstanding but of course they discontinued it right after I got it. I’m down to 5 spoons 🙁
snipon@feddit.dk 2 months ago
Depends on the knife.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 months ago
All but 5 look like cheap crap and I don’t like 5 for forks sake
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
5, obviously
CixoUwU@lemmy.cixoelectronic.pl 2 months ago
I think 5
pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 2 months ago
No, that’s clearly a spoon shape.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Spork
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Wooden chopsticks. Metal is too loud to eat with, plus I’m clumsy enough to end up biting the fork and hurting my teeth.
I do like playing with forks though! Some heavier and more angular shapes, like 4, tend to have a really nice balance to them though and are satisfying to twirl in my fingers while I’m working on something.
Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Lmao. Impressive how you manage to fuck up such a basic task as eating.
Survival of the fittest needs to be a thing again.
pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 2 months ago
Buddy, someone as tonedeaf and antisocial as you would be the first one to go. You’d be excluded from your social group and would die alone in the wild.
We are talking about fork shapes, you about susrvival of the fittest, smh…
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I’d put money on being more proficient with chopsticks than you.
letsgo@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Definitely not 5 because it looks like it’s trying to be a spoon, but you can’t eat soup with a fork (well, technically you can but it’d take a long time).
glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
of the ones losted? 2. However, have you considered wood fork?
death_to_carrots@feddit.org 2 months ago
Depends on the weight for me.
All those with cupped handles look light and need the cupping for structural support, but 5 is thick in the right way. The head is wrong, though.
All heads are wrong for me. Either to long vor thick.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 months ago
I like 1. \5 is one of the worst things ever created
giddy@aussie.zone 2 months ago
2
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The 2nd one with the thicc ass
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 months ago
2 would be the closest I’d consider to being ideal. The handle kinda looks like it sucks tho.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I rank them in order of decreasing favorability: 3 5 4 1 2
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
tines of three, handle of five
BuckWylde@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I like the one that doesn’t have an unnecessary apostrophe.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I actually own the cutlery set that 5 is from. Because it was the best option at IKEA at the time.
ColdWater@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Spoon better
HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Number 1, just because I have small hands.
swagmoney@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
2 because the wider handle is much more comfortable to hold
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 2 months ago
2
zeeplockd@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 months ago
5, easy