I’m still not buying one of those jalopy ass shits.
In a Boon for Tesla, Feds Weaken Rules for Reporting on Self-Driving
Submitted 3 weeks ago by zaxvenz@lemm.ee to technology@lemmy.world
https://www.wired.com/story/feds-weaken-self-driving-reporting-rules/
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LarryLurkman@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
teft@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes, but you’ll be on the roads with them.
LarryLurkman@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Yup, and that sleazy ass pig Donald Trump is making the roads more dangerous. I’m sick of his fucking shit.
whotookkarl@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We hide from the robots during the rain and snow, because they can’t see where they have to go
L3s@hackingne.ws 3 weeks ago
will no longer have to report as much detailed, public crash information to the federal government
I feel like this is more incentive not to purchase one, than to purchase one
Tm12@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I don’t wanna get hit by one of these waiting for the bus.
Boeman@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Why would a self driving car be waiting for a bus?
TheBat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well that’s OK. There’s too many massive emotional support vehicles on the road already.
orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 3 weeks ago
All I can say is invest in 4k vehicle cameras. Get one facing one and one facing the rear. CYA for when these self-driving Teslas start crashing into everything.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
and thus america became that much more like russia
orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 3 weeks ago
At least we got some wild videos out of that I guess? Peak internet days.
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
give it a few months, and you won’t be allowed to sue tesla any more. i’m fucking serious.
inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Your going to need a body cam. The car isn’t too bad with others cars, it’s people and bikes and motorcycles out has real problems with.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I think the problem was they probably trained the AI on Americans driving normally i.e badly, you lot had zero lane discipline
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Got a recommendation? I’m in
orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 3 weeks ago
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dot: This poop? 94 days.
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Serious question: If I get hit by one of these death machines, who can I (or my next-of-kin) sue? Has that been established in court?
pivot_root@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In a Musk-approved world:
- You’re hit by a Tesla in FSD mode, the driver gets sued for not driving.
- You’re hit by a fully autonomous Tesla taxi, you get sued for vandalism.
- You’re the driver and FSD hit someone, you get sued.
- You’re the owner and the car hits someone while you’re not in it, you get sued for owning it.
- You’re the owner and it catches fire with you inside, you(r estate) gets sued for “not maintaining it”.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
In all cases, the warranty on the Tesla in question is immediately voided
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Serious answer: the owner of the vehicle is responsible for it. You sue the owner, their insurance, possibly your insurance, possibly tesla, possibly nobody. The best result is to walk away avoiding court with more money.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Great news for them in one country I guess!
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Well that’s convenient for the author maker / oligarch / unelected government squatter running the country. I guess every once in awhile things just turn up his way.
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
the neat thing about oligarchs is the betting odds that they’ll keep their heads
vala@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wow such boon
stoly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It won’t help Tesla one wit. They are going to collapse.
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Don’t think that undo this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQJL3htsDyQ
roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The boon here isn’t that it’ll allow them to bring a shoddy product to market. The boon is they’ll be able to continue milking investors by hiding the fact that they have no marketable product in this space while they keep selling off their stock.
drperil@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Shocking…
RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Teslas are for Nazis
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In a delightful change of pace, the Nazis are putting themselves in the oven.
letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Owning a tesler is embarrassing. Even in my deep red trump loving state, most people would never buy one.
futatorius@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
It’ll only benefit Tesla if anyone buys their shoddy cars.
grainOfSalt@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Roadrunner cartoon style murals everywhere it is, then.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I have absolutely no problem with self-driving vehicles and I’m fully prepared to accept that it is a possibility in the near future. However I am also utterly confident that it won’t be Tesla that finally cracks it, and I am sure that they will still call it “full self driving” even in a future where we have actual full self driving.
The law really needs to be laid down on this stuff, unless it can actually drive itself without a human even in the vehicle, and do so reliably, then they’re not allowed to call it anything that implies that capability.
Ulrich@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I wonder if the author realizes there are other companies making “autonomous” vehicles.
DrFistington@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m sure that they’re just as shitty and more concerned with profits than safety, just like Tesla. When you don’t punish companies and ceo’s like you would a homeless person, or teacher, or doctor, or police officer, or fireman, then they have no incentive to do anything other than profit.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
So you’re saying that a corrupt man in power uses that power to benefit himself at the expense of the public, but it’s not corruption, because additional parties also happen to benefit?
i must be misunderstanding
Ulrich@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Please point at where I said it was not corruption.
BigMacHole@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
This would be REALLY Corrupt if Elon Musk had donated a QUARTER BILLION DOLLARS TO TRUMP and then was Given a Government Oversight Position! FORTUNATELY Fox News told me that DIDNT happen!
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ICE! ICE! LOOK AT THIS GUY! HE’S CLEARLY ANTI-AMERICAN AND UN-PATRIOTIC!
the clock is ticking before comments like this actually become serious.
TheBat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
BABAYYYYYY!
prex@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
The all caps get me every time. Just take your damn upvote.