Today
@Today@lemmy.world
- Comment on The fact that some humans can shove an entire large pizza inside themselves is both amazing and terrifying 10 hours ago:
I don’t make the rules. And December
- Comment on The fact that some humans can shove an entire large pizza inside themselves is both amazing and terrifying 11 hours ago:
We don’t measure pizza in centimeters. We measure it in slices.
- Comment on In the US, is this actually the moment past the point of no return? 13 hours ago:
Thanks for that…
- Comment on In the US, is this actually the moment past the point of no return? 13 hours ago:
Nucular. 🤦
- Comment on Texas may finally pass school choice in 2025 1 day ago:
Assholes!
- Comment on Is there any truth to this? 1 day ago:
If you’re toxic and you mute toxic words, will it hide your own posts?
- Comment on If Orange Dickhead dies before taking his oath again will sucession still be applicable? Like Vance the new pres and Johnson the new VP? 2 days ago:
And there’s disagreement over that.
- Comment on Mastodon sees a boost from the 'X exodus,' too, founder says 2 days ago:
I thought the name x was stupid, but now I love the idea of eXodus. If I were starting a site, that’s what I would call it.
- Comment on Trump confirms plan to declare national emergency, use military for mass deportations 2 days ago:
I’m third generation, but I’d like to be deported, please. Where do i sign up?
- Comment on True Love 2 days ago:
cocks
- Comment on Why do the majority of women still take their partner's last name? 2 days ago:
My husband and I were not married when our kids were born. I wanted to have the same name as my kids So I gave them my maiden name. I never really liked that name and I wasn’t particularly close to my dad, so when my husband and I got married, we all changed our names to his.
- Comment on Why are people preferring Blue Sky over Mastodon? 4 days ago:
I tried bluesky (bs?) for 5 minutes. Clicked one thing, saw the comment “Sunsets are my love language,” and realized that these are not my people.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
Bring it on.
- Comment on The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’ 6 days ago:
I thought Glenn Beck was satire. Watched it several times and then one day … wait, that’s not a joke?
- Comment on Why are people preferring Blue Sky over Mastodon? 6 days ago:
It wasn’t why Mastodon. It was why Twitter or twitter-like apps.
- Comment on Why are people preferring Blue Sky over Mastodon? 6 days ago:
Can you guys help explain it to someone completely inexperienced?
I had Twitter but only used it for following music venues to see upcoming events and bars for happy hour updates. I have a Mastodon account but only played with it for a few minutes because i didn’t really get it. I don’t understand following a person. What can one person have to say that i would care enough about to download an app. What am i missing?
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 6 days ago:
As my mom would say- I woke up on the right side of the dirt.
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 6 days ago:
Cool. Can you explain what that is, please? And what’s the white stick thing?
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 6 days ago:
They’re so cute!! My DIL doesn’t want to see her family for Thanksgiving so we rented a house out of town for the weekend. It has llamas and I’m so excited to just sit and watch them. I hope i get to pet them!
- Comment on pump up the jamz 2 weeks ago:
I wish i could upvote that twice and then play it right after this…
- Comment on Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce? 3 weeks ago:
Me too! Disgusto!
- Comment on Designed this coaster, because I wanted something tidy looking and dual color, without filament changes 3 weeks ago:
Where’s the best place to learn to design things like this? I’ve played with Tinkercad, watched a few videos, and done the tutorials, but i still struggle with actually completing a design. Right now I’m trying to make a mesh football that’s open on both ends to make a zoomball. It shouldn’t be that hard! Why can’t i get it right?!
- Comment on You have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you. 3 weeks ago:
I need to do some research on this
- Comment on You have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you. 3 weeks ago:
Like a baby or a murder?
- Comment on You have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you. 3 weeks ago:
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
- Comment on ‘Christmas creep is real’: festivities start earlier every year, analysis finds 3 weeks ago:
My kids got me holiday cookies - those slice and bake ones that now come in a tray. I expected Halloween but they’re Christmas because “theyve been out of Halloween for two weeks.”
- Comment on I'll share a troubling fact with you if you share one with me 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on The worst feeling of my life:My vacation is ending tomorrow 4 weeks ago:
Me too.
- Comment on Super hero movies should have more scenes of them accidentally maiming people just because of the sheer amount of power they weild. 1 month ago:
Exploring the failed attempts and the real struggles of being a hero.
- Comment on School cell phone bans have hit most states. Not everyone is on board. 1 month ago:
Have you been in a school recently?
