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- Comment on Rant about an ex 1 week ago:
High school is hard. Every relationship you have (friendship or romantic) is practice for the next one and cumulatively, hopefully for the last one. Try to maintain your values and forgive but don’t forget the people who have treated you badly.
- Comment on He's been with another girl for a while without telling me 1 week ago:
Whether it’s cheating or not doesn’t matter. It’s disrespectful and you deserve better.
- Comment on I thought she was in a coma 2 weeks ago:
There was something similar in the news a couple of years ago. Woman pretended to be kidnapped. It may be time to put some distance between you and Ella. Find out what Abby knew and maybe step away from her too. Their issues run deeper than something you can fix - professional help required.
- Comment on Bee-ing Creative 2 weeks ago:
Very cool! Cat tail.
- Comment on The best “I told you so”s are the ones where you never have to say “I told you so” because the other person clearly knows you told them so 3 weeks ago:
Offered to take my adult kids to the beach -we will rent a pet-friendly house that’s big enough for everyone if you get your dog fixed before we go; we don’t want to be dealing with dog in heat at a beach house.
We booked the house. The dog did not get fixed. They came anyway but left a day early because…yep, the dog went into heat.
About an hour after they left, son called - “Wow! That immigration checkpoint was not as quick and easy as you described it!”
Apparently, standing on the side of the road with a pocketful of weed while your wife holds the dog and feds search your car can be unsettling.
“Sir, do you know why our dog alerted on your car?”
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
The bond that keeps OP and their son together is family, but the bond that keeps you tied to your family is free food?
- Comment on Lazy scientists announce there are probably several kinds of squirrels but they move too fast to be sure 4 weeks ago:
I saw a blonde one Thursday!
- Comment on 9-Year-Old Arrested In Baltimore For Armed Carjacking, Robbery Spree 4 weeks ago:
If you’d like to read about it from a source that doesn’t pepper the article with propaganda like ‘radical leftists’, here’s an option. cbsnews.com/…/9-year-old-juvenile-baltimore-carja…
- Comment on Any recomendations for a to-do list app with homescreen widget? 4 weeks ago:
I use anylist
- Comment on Trump says Zelensky is ready for 'deal' with Russia 1 month ago:
He’s just playing emotional games. He sucks so much!!
- Comment on The fact that some humans can shove an entire large pizza inside themselves is both amazing and terrifying 2 months ago:
I don’t make the rules. And December
- Comment on The fact that some humans can shove an entire large pizza inside themselves is both amazing and terrifying 2 months ago:
We don’t measure pizza in centimeters. We measure it in slices.
- Comment on In the US, is this actually the moment past the point of no return? 2 months ago:
Thanks for that…
- Comment on In the US, is this actually the moment past the point of no return? 2 months ago:
Nucular. 🤦
- Comment on Texas may finally pass school choice in 2025 2 months ago:
Assholes!
- Comment on Is there any truth to this? 2 months ago:
If you’re toxic and you mute toxic words, will it hide your own posts?
- Comment on If Orange Dickhead dies before taking his oath again will sucession still be applicable? Like Vance the new pres and Johnson the new VP? 2 months ago:
And there’s disagreement over that.
- Comment on Mastodon sees a boost from the 'X exodus,' too, founder says 2 months ago:
I thought the name x was stupid, but now I love the idea of eXodus. If I were starting a site, that’s what I would call it.
- Comment on Trump confirms plan to declare national emergency, use military for mass deportations 2 months ago:
I’m third generation, but I’d like to be deported, please. Where do i sign up?
- Comment on True Love 2 months ago:
cocks
- Comment on Why do the majority of women still take their partner's last name? 2 months ago:
My husband and I were not married when our kids were born. I wanted to have the same name as my kids So I gave them my maiden name. I never really liked that name and I wasn’t particularly close to my dad, so when my husband and I got married, we all changed our names to his.
- Comment on Why are people preferring Blue Sky over Mastodon? 2 months ago:
I tried bluesky (bs?) for 5 minutes. Clicked one thing, saw the comment “Sunsets are my love language,” and realized that these are not my people.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Bring it on.
- Comment on The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’ 2 months ago:
I thought Glenn Beck was satire. Watched it several times and then one day … wait, that’s not a joke?
- Comment on Why are people preferring Blue Sky over Mastodon? 2 months ago:
It wasn’t why Mastodon. It was why Twitter or twitter-like apps.
- Comment on Why are people preferring Blue Sky over Mastodon? 2 months ago:
Can you guys help explain it to someone completely inexperienced?
I had Twitter but only used it for following music venues to see upcoming events and bars for happy hour updates. I have a Mastodon account but only played with it for a few minutes because i didn’t really get it. I don’t understand following a person. What can one person have to say that i would care enough about to download an app. What am i missing?
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 2 months ago:
As my mom would say- I woke up on the right side of the dirt.
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 2 months ago:
Cool. Can you explain what that is, please? And what’s the white stick thing?
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 2 months ago:
They’re so cute!! My DIL doesn’t want to see her family for Thanksgiving so we rented a house out of town for the weekend. It has llamas and I’m so excited to just sit and watch them. I hope i get to pet them!
- Comment on pump up the jamz 2 months ago:
I wish i could upvote that twice and then play it right after this…