KittenBiscuits
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- Comment on 3 days ago:
This sounds like a fun thought experiment. What are the cyberastrolgical signs?
“Oh, she’s such a typical Myspace”
“I can’t adult properly when AOL is in retrograde.”
“I’m a Lemmy with Linux in the fourth house”
- Comment on How to buy a twin flat sheet for the bottom 2 weeks ago:
Yasss! Rebel with me!! I’ve ripped the tags off all my pillows!
- Comment on How to buy a twin flat sheet for the bottom 2 weeks ago:
I like to put king size blankets on my queen bed so that there is lots of coverage. The linen police haven’t served me a no-knock warrant yet!
- Comment on How to buy a twin flat sheet for the bottom 2 weeks ago:
Buy a full size flat sheet?
- Comment on Starlink Satellites Are 'Leaking' Radio Emissions 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Somewhere out there is a blooper reel for the movie "Shindler's List" 2 weeks ago:
I think I conflated red dress girl with goodbye girl, as Porrada clarified.
- Comment on Somewhere out there is a blooper reel for the movie "Shindler's List" 3 weeks ago:
Are you doing the Louie CK bit?
Where he talks about how somewhere there 100% exists a test reel of dozens of little girls trying out for the “girl in the red dress” part. Dozens of little girls brought or dragged by their parents to a casting call hoping to get their darling into the business. Dozens of little girls saying that line (“goodbye Jews”) emphatically, petulantly, sweetly, angrily, monotone-ly, loudly, softly…
- Comment on The movie cars is crazy 3 weeks ago:
The Flash’s clumsy cousin…it’s Crash!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
In fact asking dad to buy new headphones could be a way to transition into that conversation.
“Hey, dad, will you buy me these?”
“Um…why?”
“11 and 6 dad. I need them for 11 and 6. Y’all ain’t subtle.”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
And daddy never sleeps at night.
- Comment on Why is Jean-Luc Picard so hot 🙏 2 months ago:
Keep it in your pants, Janeway. 😂
- Comment on Is this picture idea immature? 2 months ago:
Yeah it depends on our views of dork status. Some of us look for that in a fella. And hope he doesn’t mind our dorkiness too.
- Comment on Is this picture idea immature? 2 months ago:
One year we bought loud Christmas themed outfits and went to have our picture taken with Santa. But not just Santa, there were minature goats there too. We each held one. They are so stinkin adorable. We were 46? 47? It made our whole week.
That became our Christmas card. Everyone loved it.
Go get your picture made. Your sister is a wet blanket that seems to still get embarrassed easily.
- Comment on Obama wasn't a hero; he just wasn't terrible 2 months ago:
Would you say that about any president? Genuinely curious. I can think of ones that I like some of their policies and deeds, but the whole of their work? Lincoln maybe.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
You teach other people to drive trucks?
- Comment on I've never said "I love you" to my sister 2 months ago:
If you do, and want her to know, then yes say it.
Does she say it to you?
My family never really said it to each other. It just wasn’t normalized. Then one day I started thinking I may not have them around forever and I wanted to tell them. So I did. Mostly “love you, bye” when ending a call. And they were a little weirded out at first, but said it back. Now if I wait a beat before saying it, they’ll say it first!
- Comment on Is this possibly a jealousy thing? 2 months ago:
I’m sorry your sister is getting bullied. I’m not sure if they had a friendship enough to where your sister can ask her why she’s being like this, and that her behavior is hurtful.
Or if this is one of those cases where the bully needs a punch in the face to respect boundaries.
That also made me wonder if the bully is getting bullied herself at home or by other kids, so she’s acting out because she’s miserable too.
- Comment on Hypothetically, if you are in prison and want to communicate with the outside world without being detected, what are some ways to hide a message within an innocuous letter? 3 months ago:
Prisons have libraries
- Comment on 🦆 - 🚗The fuck is bigger than the car. 3 months ago:
It looks bigger on the inside
- Comment on Does it make sense to buy a lifetime supply of honey? 3 months ago:
Then you’d be a lot warmer and a lot happier!
- Comment on Who are these 3 other guys in the car with Coolio in the "Fantastic Voyage" music video? 3 months ago:
Somebody shoulda told him the quickest way to torpedo your music career is to be rude to Weird Al.
- Comment on Swimming pool, blind dog 3 months ago:
Did he not like the planters or not like the boards about your idea? That was a pretty good idea. You could use strips of vinyl lattice instead of boards. It doesn’t need to be a tall fence right?
- Comment on Is it normal for high sugar contents like in cake icing to make my uvula tickle? 4 months ago:
I’m way more disappointed.
- Comment on [meta] Thoughts on "I made progress on this"? 4 months ago:
I concur :)
- Comment on If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose? 4 months ago:
Is this like Death Becomes Her immortality where your meat suit is not invincible and no longer self-healing? If I didn’t have to worry about painful and horrible disfigurement, I’d probably choose Skyrim. If I have to be careful, then something real chill like Travel Town.
- Comment on what are “female jocks” called? 4 months ago:
I think the ancients referred to them as “Sporty Spice”
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
If no one is taking credit for it on the flyer, it might be bait to get people to come out to a fake (& unlicensed) protest to get themselves arrested.
- Comment on [Weekly thread] How is everyone doing with their home improvements? 4 months ago:
I need to go set up the vanity and connect the plumbing in the powder room. I should just get up right now and get into it. Anytime now. At least dry fit it. That wouldn’t take much time. If someone said, hey let’s go work on this, I’d hop up. I want to see the finished room very much. Ok, maybe this time…3, 2, 1…
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
The date will be 2/5/25. I think it’s more symbolism of protesting Project 2025.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
They left out writing the number of your attorney or the ACLU on yourself in sharpie, so you’ll have it if you need it.