I’m so sure that this will happen…
As if the far right folks will buy an electric car and Elon burned the bridges for buyers on the left.
Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year'
Submitted 2 months ago by inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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rayyy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ExtraPartsLeft@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, but the not as far right conservatives might. I have a cousin who bought one recently… I’m pretty sure it happened because of the Whitehouse yard sale Trump did with Musk.
Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Driver included
Zron@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s one of those robots that’s just remote controlled by some guy in a call center.
rational_lib@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Later this year: “I was right, but I actually meant to say ‘into’ instead of ‘to’ and ‘someone’s’ instead of ‘your’”
Furbag@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t want to be caught dead driving one of those fucking nazimobiles. I would not take one even if it were free.
LarryLurkman@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I ain’t buying that piece of shit if it offers blowjobs.
pHr34kY@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not because of advancements in technology, but because of erosion of regulations.
YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
lol they can’t even drive from the factory to the parking lot in their fresno facility.
qevlarr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lies
skozzii@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Do people still care what this turd has to say?
andallthat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“it drove right through my kitchen wall. And I hadn’t even ordered one!”
bluedye@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Next thing they’ll “say it will do your taxes and walk your dog”. Seriously this company is so unserious.
itisileclerk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not if your home is not in USA, your new Tesla will have to pay Tariff and don’t know how.
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Enough musk spam…
FreeBooteR69@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Not my fucking house.
kokesh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Definitely not into my house, fucker.
nthavoc@lemmy.today 2 months ago
… from the Tesla factory floor, through the ditches, crash through several loony tunes landscapes, over your neighbors’ dogs, cats, pet turtles, children, and finally park inside of your house after crashing through your living room wall to add an additional car port you didn’t know you needed! Here at Tesla, we insist cameras are superior in every way possible to LIDAR. Quality is significantly improved on object detection when paired with 3M MAXIMUM EXTREME Quality Blue Tape+ for a premium cost. Every new purchase comes with a free, permanently center dash mounted Hitl -I mean- Elon bobble head performing the awkward “throwing much love” gesture. 3M Blue tape non transferable upon sale of the vehicle. Tesla retains the rights to not be held responsible for any damages resulting in your choice of using personalized automated delivery. Void where prohibited, which is nowhere. CALL NOW!
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 2 months ago
When a battered car with a mangled cyclist smashed through your wall
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
OH YEAH !
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 months ago
If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.
Yaky@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Right… My favorite “promise” so far was the Tesla SpaceX edition (with rocket boosters or microjets or some shit, IDK doesn’t make sense) and die-hard fans defending this PR stunt as “the car that might fly”.
paraphrand@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“It’s dirty. Why did you deliver it dirty?”
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.
xxd@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Everyone: Hey, I’ve seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you’ve seen it? It’s brand new!
tanpopopper@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their kobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it’s a pretty easy promise to fulfill.
MyOpinion@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Ha ha ha sure Elon.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bullshit.
FSD is getting people killed and somehow this same car will get any kind of “ok” to solo drive to someone’s home from the dealership/store?
More promises by Muskrat that aren’t gonna happen.
Probably have a sales rep in the car to monitor the drive.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
It better fuckin’ not if it knows what’s good for it.
DrSleepless@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jokes on him I’m never getting one
j0ester@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I told them I didn’t want the car delivered to my house. If they did, I would auto accept it. Even if there’s issues on it. Accept it from their dealership.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 months ago
Announced since 2014
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It can drive itself straight to the dump