I’m so sure that this will happen…
Driver included
Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year'
Submitted 2 days ago by inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Zron@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s one of those robots that’s just remote controlled by some guy in a call center.
pHr34kY@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not because of advancements in technology, but because of erosion of regulations.
TwinTitans@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No it won’t.
just_another_person@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Riiiiiiiight
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It can drive itself straight to the dump
madame_gaymes@programming.dev 2 days ago
He forgot to give us the point values…
Child - 20 points Cat - 10 points Dog - 15 points Adult - 25 points
I wonder what they’ll offer in the Tesla rewards shop
axh@lemmy.world 2 days ago
CEO - 100000 points.
madame_gaymes@programming.dev 1 day ago
Nah, Teslas will set themselves on fire with a family inside before it allows something like that to happen.
futatorius@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Most popular user mod ever.
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 1 day ago
You can request your payout at a minimum of 100 points
Ran Over… Reward Points… 18 wheeler 99 WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 day ago
AI trained on carmageddon
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Bullshit.
FSD is getting people killed and somehow this same car will get any kind of “ok” to solo drive to someone’s home from the dealership/store?
More promises by Muskrat that aren’t gonna happen.
Probably have a sales rep in the car to monitor the drive.
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
This is such obvious BS. Putting aside that Tesla are always making claims about self driving that they can’t deliver on, let’s just consider the basic logistics of doing this for any customer who lives more than about 300km from a Tesla factory (of which there are two IIRC, and one of those is in Austin and the other is in Fremont)…
How the fuck is the car going to recharge?
It’s not like it’s going to plug itself in, and there are no staff at Tesla supercharger stations as far as I’m aware. With the range on a typical Model S even getting to LA might be tough if it gets stuck in traffic. Fremont to LA is just under 600km if you’re lucky.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It’s not like it’s going to plug itself in
It could stop at Tesla “dealerships” along the way and have the staff plug them in, or have fancy robotic chargers at just those locations. Surely there are enough “dealerships” that this is feasible for most people.
theneverfox@pawb.social 1 day ago
Nah, there’s not that many. There’s large swaths of the US where you have to drive across multiple states to get to one, in part for legal restrictions on dealerships
MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is that a threat?
itisileclerk@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not if your home is not in USA, your new Tesla will have to pay Tariff and don’t know how.
rational_lib@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Later this year: “I was right, but I actually meant to say ‘into’ instead of ‘to’ and ‘someone’s’ instead of ‘your’”
qevlarr@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lies
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
kinda like elon would put a man on mars in 10 years back in 2011.
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Press F to doubt
skozzii@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Do people still care what this turd has to say?
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
Enough musk spam…
Widdershins@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Is Joe Schmoe going to have to answer for his shitbox that just plowed through a school zone with an unusual number of speed bumps? Joe hasn’t even met his vehicle yet and it’s gonna be out there committing crimes potentially under his name.
andallthat@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“it drove right through my kitchen wall. And I hadn’t even ordered one!”
FreeBooteR69@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Not my fucking house.
kokesh@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Definitely not into my house, fucker.
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 1 day ago
When a battered car with a mangled cyclist smashed through your wall
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
OH YEAH !
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 day ago
If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.
paraphrand@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“It’s dirty. Why did you deliver it dirty?”
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.
xxd@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Everyone: Hey, I’ve seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you’ve seen it? It’s brand new!
tanpopopper@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their kobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it’s a pretty easy promise to fulfill.
MyOpinion@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Ha ha ha sure Elon.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I’m sure Elon musk would hit all of his timelines if it wasn’t for the Democrats or Steven Miller
rayyy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
As if the far right folks will buy an electric car and Elon burned the bridges for buyers on the left.
ExtraPartsLeft@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
No, but the not as far right conservatives might. I have a cousin who bought one recently… I’m pretty sure it happened because of the Whitehouse yard sale Trump did with Musk.