I’m so sure that this will happen…
Yet another lie.
The shareholders should sue.
Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year'
Submitted 11 months ago by inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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Jaysyn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Tesla lost 6% of its value today so I’m sure Elmo felt compelled to find something to pull out of his ass.
skozzii@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Do people still care what this turd has to say?
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Enough musk spam…
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Add it to the list
lsibilla@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Didn’t know that list.
Though, for all I hate the guy, there are a lot of misleading assertions in that list.
Bjornir@programming.dev 11 months ago
That guy is a) a relentless liar and b) absolutely insane Why would you say those things? Why contradict yourself at 20 days interval publicly?
rational_lib@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Later this year: “I was right, but I actually meant to say ‘into’ instead of ‘to’ and ‘someone’s’ instead of ‘your’”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
It better fuckin’ not if it knows what’s good for it.
DrSleepless@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Jokes on him I’m never getting one
oakey66@lemmy.world 11 months ago
MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is that a threat?
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
He’s always lied about the self-driving capabilities of the cars and promised timelines that have never held. Print this statement out and use it as toilet paper
raina@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
But what about my Elon Musk? Sorry, I mean sensitive anus.
tanpopopper@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their kobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it’s a pretty easy promise to fulfill.
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
MY new Tesla? Doubt it. Considering I’m unemployed due to this clown administration and I don’t tend to upgrade much of anything, let alone a vehicle, unless/until the old one no longer functions.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 months ago
hes also still a nazi-pedo associated with epstein too.
467265654C75696769@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
He’s lying again.
neclimdul@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You can tell because his mouth is moving.
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 11 months ago
What excuse can he use later?
I mean, when it turns out that it’s not happening this year, and not even next year.
Any bets?
My guess: He won’t be with Tesla anymore then, so all these broken promises become somebody else’s problem.
ProfHillbilly@lemmy.world 11 months ago
BULL’s PUUUSSSY!
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Understanding Bull Pussy Unflinchingly A Meta-Cognitive Framework for Navigating Hyper-Bullish Market Psychology
By: [Redacted]
Institute for Degenerate Financial Semiotics
April 2025
Abstract
This paper attempts to define, decode, and derive strategic utility from the crude yet revealing expression “Bull’s Pussy”, as used by market participants operating in high-volatility, momentum-driven environments — most notably, finance bros, meme traders, and risk-on opportunists. Far from mere vulgarity, this term encapsulates a specific market sentiment, behavioral signal, and strategic decision point. We explore its origin, semiotic function, embedded psychology, and applicable counter- and co-strategies.
- Origin & Semantics: A Vulgar Market Signal
The term “Bull’s Pussy” emerges from the hyper-masculinized, aggressive vernacular of speculative finance subcultures — environments where sentiment is expressed less through rational analysis and more through primal, performative assertion.
Used as an exclamation — “BULL’S PUSSY!” — it denotes:
A market condition that is ravenously bullish A state of euphoric exposure — fully open, ripe for exploitation An opportunity that demands immediate, aggressive participation
Important Note: The term is inherently metaphorical, not biological. Its power lies in its shock value, not its anatomical accuracy.
- Practitioner’s Usage: The Cry of the Risk-Addicted
When shouted across trading desks or Discord servers, “Bull’s Pussy” functions as both call-to-action and tribal signal. It serves to:
Affirm momentum Justify high-risk entry Establish fraternity among participants who know this can’t last, but ride anyway
Its use is performative, ironic, and occasionally nihilistic. The practitioner does not believe in the sustainability of the bull run — only in their ability to exit before collapse.
- Larger Context: Participatory Delusion and Reflexive Frenzy
The concept operates within the psychological framework of reflexivity (à la George Soros): traders act on beliefs they know are unsustainable, thus making them temporarily true.
Here, we find a meta-cognitive paradox:
One must become the herd while believing one is not the herd.The practitioner foments irrationality by participating in it. The act of buying because others are buying becomes self-validating — until, inevitably, it doesn’t.
Thus, “Bull’s Pussy” is not a sign of market health. It is the canary in the cocaine mine — signaling the end phase of unsustainable price action.
- Strategic Evaluation: What to Do When You See It
Below are strategic responses to encountering a “Bull’s Pussy” moment: A. The Rusher: Bigger Fool Gambit
Thesis: Ride the wave. Exit before it crashes. Risk: You are the bigger fool. Edge: Speed, exit discipline, zero conviction.
B. The Reaper: Contrarian Short
Thesis: The higher it goes, the harder it dies. Risk: Market stays irrational longer than you stay solvent. Edge: Patience, conviction, liquidity to bleed until reversal.
C. The Dealer: Liquidity Provider
Thesis: Sell calls, hedge delta. Let the herd overpay. Risk: Sharp upside breaks strangle you. Edge: Volatility pricing, neutral posture.
D. The Ghost: Strategic Exit
Thesis: Offload into demand. Fade with grace. Risk: Left behind if bull leg continues. Edge: Emotional detachment, stealth.
E. The Monk: Wait for the Fire Sale
Thesis: Opportunity comes after the collapse. Risk: No gains in the melt-up. Edge: Capital preservation, clarity.
- Conclusion: The Erotic Death Drive of Markets
“Bull’s Pussy” is more than a phrase. It is a market moment, a shared delusion, and a behavioral archetype. It encapsulates the late-stage euphoria of a bull run that knows no rational bounds — only speed, volume, and mutual fantasy.
To act within it, one must know:
What role they are playing Whether they believe the hype — or merely perform belief How fast they can exit the orgy when the music stops
In this lies the true power of understanding “Bull’s Pussy” — not as crude noise, but as a coded market scream that something wild and unsustainable is happening.
The wise trader hears it, smirks, and then chooses their weapon.
Appendix:
Glossary of Terms (e.g., “Degen,” “Exit Liquidity,” “Front-Running God”) Timeline of Major “Bull Pussy” Events (e.g., GME, BTC $60k, Dot-com finale) Simulated Trade Scenarios: “You Hear It. What Now?”
ProfHillbilly@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My friend circle has been saying bull’s pussy for like 45 years when we mean bullshit. I had no idea there was another meaning and it all depended on the inflection as to the severity in which you would mean it. Like if you whispered it to your friend or yelled it. It just means this is some dumb shit to a bunch of hillbillies from WNC.
primemagnus@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Do most people still believe him about, anything really?
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I used to about some things, like when he talked about the how the spaceX rockets worked, but then he went insane. And now I’ve heard there’s a pretty good chance that starship isn’t gunna archive much at all, because its too heavy from the stainless steel they used to make it.
primemagnus@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
He just parrots bits and pieces of things other people have explained to him. His entire life is a lie thru and thru. I mean Tesla makes 99.9% of its profits from reselling carbon credits. He built a car company that can’t even make money from its cars.
He as fired from PayPal after 6 months with prejudice. His entire code needed to be gutted and essentially rewritten it was so bad.
He said there would be people living on Mars and built spaceships to get them there and in the 10 years since then, all they do is blow up.
He planned to build tunnels that would only let Teslas drive around lol.
He is poking electrodes in chimps claiming you will get superhuman powers and implanted people with the chips all of which showed the revolutionary skill of eye tracking, something Apple software has been able to do since 2021/22.
His starlinks are used mostly for political espionage and control by the rich oligarchs or oppressors.
He called a diver a pedo letting loose a legion of his sycophants because he criticized his insane idea to build a sub for a cave that could barely fit a person in choke points. In an other country. Where no one had asked him for help.
He faked being really good at a video game for internet points. Then people found out and laughed at him.
He did a Nazi salute.
I don’t know man. I can’t see anywhere at any time a smart person. All I see a little troll that conned the lot of you because most people know nothing about anything so stringing together some jargon seems legit.
MyOpinion@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Ha ha ha sure Elon.
j0ester@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I told them I didn’t want the car delivered to my house. If they did, I would auto accept it. Even if there’s issues on it. Accept it from their dealership.
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 11 months ago
When a battered car with a mangled cyclist smashed through your wall
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
OH YEAH !
yesman@lemmy.world 11 months ago
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There is no war in Ba Sing Se sorta vibes
OmegaMan@lemmings.world 11 months ago
Anytime Elon says anything about Tesla with a timeframe, you can guaran damn tee that it will not happen within that time frame.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
If you double it, you might actually be somewhat close to hearing a believable date for the actual time frame.
ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
That’s not going to be enough…the dude claimed “coast to coast” autonomous driving capabilities “by end of the year” back in 2016.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 months ago
If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
He means that’s how long it’ll hold together
superkret@feddit.org 11 months ago
It already drove across the country by itself several years ago.
just_another_person@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Riiiiiiiight
paraphrand@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“It’s dirty. Why did you deliver it dirty?”
andallthat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“it drove right through my kitchen wall. And I hadn’t even ordered one!”
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 11 months ago
Announced since 2014
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
This is such obvious BS. Putting aside that Tesla are always making claims about self driving that they can’t deliver on, let’s just consider the basic logistics of doing this for any customer who lives more than about 300km from a Tesla factory (of which there are two IIRC, and one of those is in Austin and the other is in Fremont)…
How the fuck is the car going to recharge?
It’s not like it’s going to plug itself in, and there are no staff at Tesla supercharger stations as far as I’m aware. With the range on a typical Model S even getting to LA might be tough if it gets stuck in traffic. Fremont to LA is just under 600km if you’re lucky.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s not like it’s going to plug itself in
It could stop at Tesla “dealerships” along the way and have the staff plug them in, or have fancy robotic chargers at just those locations. Surely there are enough “dealerships” that this is feasible for most people.
theneverfox@pawb.social 11 months ago
Nah, there’s not that many. There’s large swaths of the US where you have to drive across multiple states to get to one, in part for legal restrictions on dealerships
TwinTitans@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No it won’t.