so being a made up pagan and growing up in a cult i don’t quite understand christianity. is the reason easter was so late this year because jesus saw his shadow on mardi gras?
Praise jeebus
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
We all wanted a 420 themed easter.
TeddE@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The First Council of Nicaea (325) established common Paschal observance by all Christians on the first Sunday after the first full moon on or after the vernal equinox.[18] Even if calculated on the basis of the Gregorian calendar, the date of that full moon sometimes differs from that of the astronomical first full moon after the March equinox.[19]
They wanted “first Sunday of Spring” but defined using their calendar, but that calendar doesn’t mesh perfectly with our calendar (and has leap months every few years), so converting to Gregorian makes it appear to move around.
kiagam@lemmy.world 1 year ago
the first Sunday after the full Moon that occurs on or after the spring equinox.
Definition of arbitrary lol
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They just make shit up as they go and expect everyone to obey and call it the truth.
Una@europe.pub 1 year ago
What? Jesus was shorter than 6ft?
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Resting place? More like hiding place lol
easily3667@lemmus.org 1 year ago
He had to come out cause he ran out of water.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 year ago
So Jesus Christ is the English translation for Saddam Hussein? Interesting, also short king.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Where the fuck is Saddam Hussein?
Mim@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
In a Schnitzelbrötchen in Erlangen apparently.
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, but where’s Sadam Hussein?
libra00@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TIL Jesus was only 5’ tall, and also red for some reason.
Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Crown of thorns…
libra00@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Those must’ve been some really long thorns if he need to be made that much shorter for his crown to fit within the allotted 6’.
circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
He seems pretty short for a messiah
BootyfulBoy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The short king of kings
Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People thought that Dalton would be taller too…
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TIL that Jesus was 4ft tall.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People were a lot shorter back then
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
And darker skinned
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jesus was tiny.
j4k3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
inssain
fleebleneeble@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
floo@retrolemmy.com 1 year ago
Happy zombie Jesus day!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe they just forgot which cave they left him in, couldn’t find the right one later and then decided to commit to the resurrection thing rather than admitting that they lost him.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Is that what they mean when they say “have you found jeebus?”
I always say “how did you cunts lose him in the first place, he was nailed to a fucking plus-sign?”
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My Brother in Chrysler, that’s a lowercase t
libra00@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He was behind the couch this whole time.
match@pawb.social 1 year ago
was jesus’s first name Kilmar?
n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Ramen
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This feels like a Lemmy OC, is it?
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It isn’t (probably)
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Then it’ll just be so in my heart