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  • collapse_already@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    New fear for couches unlocked.

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    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t know what that means but it seems fitting.

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  • al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • mhague@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m joining you at the Horror House tonight. I’m free tonight, so I’m joining you at the Horror House.

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  • jenni007@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Backpfeifengesicht.

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    • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Backpfeifengesicht.

      Translated to a slappable face. I sometimes can tell what they mean in German if I say it out loud. I was pretty sure “Back fife and shit” was probably wrong.

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      • udon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Pretty close, although Backpfeife has nothing to do with the back of your hand (five?), if that was your association. It also kind of fits, though. And what you associate with “shit” is German for “face” :D

        Backpfeife would literally translate to “cheek whistle”, because that’s our favorite instrument to play when encountering a couch molester.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks. I hate it.

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  • JackLSauce@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    2 posts in and I’m done for the day

    Fantastic cure for doom scrolling

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  • Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Whenever they print out “I did that” Drump stickers, they should print out these too.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This troubles me greatly

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    • motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      if your name is re: deus ex… I wanna buy you one weed

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      • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My lungs are augmented

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  • seeigel@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah, that’s my fetish. Thanks.

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • k0e3@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This keeps getting better.

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  • CowsLookLikeMaps@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    👁️🫦👁️

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  • CircaV@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My eyes!!! 👁️👁️

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  • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    that mascara makes him look like mac in isaip

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nice how his tie strategically covers up his couch boner.

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  • calisti@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t mix this shithead with queerphobia please.

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    • takeda@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I guess I’m out of the loop. How this has anything to do with queers?

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      • ChristmasApe@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It doesn’t.

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The overemphasis on his eyeliner may be taken as such

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    • zaperberry@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is eyeliner a specifically queer thing now?

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      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Eyeliner was used extensively by Babylonian warriors, sounds pretty gay to me.

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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Eyeliner is for everyone, except Vance. It makes him look like a party clown.

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  • MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I sent you my Javelins plz respond

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  • peteyestee@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah okay Alysha.

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  • aceshigh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He’s turning into a cushion.

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  • scttgard@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Trumps Dan Quayle

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey, Quayle is the one who told pence to not do a coup

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not even close.

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  • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We go, Vey.

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  • resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ramen.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not the extra long wings 😂

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