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• collapse_already@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  New fear for couches unlocked.

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I don’t know what that means but it seems fitting.

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• al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • mhague@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m joining you at the Horror House tonight. I’m free tonight, so I’m joining you at the Horror House.

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• jenni007@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Backpfeifengesicht.

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  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Backpfeifengesicht.

    Translated to a slappable face. I sometimes can tell what they mean in German if I say it out loud. I was pretty sure “Back fife and shit” was probably wrong.

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    • udon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pretty close, although Backpfeife has nothing to do with the back of your hand (five?), if that was your association. It also kind of fits, though. And what you associate with “shit” is German for “face” :D

      Backpfeife would literally translate to “cheek whistle”, because that’s our favorite instrument to play when encountering a couch molester.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thanks. I hate it.

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• JackLSauce@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  2 posts in and I’m done for the day

  Fantastic cure for doom scrolling

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• Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Whenever they print out “I did that” Drump stickers, they should print out these too.

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This troubles me greatly

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  • motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    if your name is re: deus ex… I wanna buy you one weed

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    • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My lungs are augmented

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• k0e3@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This keeps getting better.

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• seeigel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ah, that’s my fetish. Thanks.

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• CowsLookLikeMaps@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  👁️🫦👁️

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• CircaV@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My eyes!!! 👁️👁️

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• Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  that mascara makes him look like mac in isaip

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nice how his tie strategically covers up his couch boner.

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• calisti@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t mix this shithead with queerphobia please.

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  • takeda@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I guess I’m out of the loop. How this has anything to do with queers?

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    • ChristmasApe@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It doesn’t.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The overemphasis on his eyeliner may be taken as such

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  • zaperberry@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is eyeliner a specifically queer thing now?

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Eyeliner was used extensively by Babylonian warriors, sounds pretty gay to me.

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Eyeliner is for everyone, except Vance. It makes him look like a party clown.

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• MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I sent you my Javelins plz respond

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• peteyestee@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yeah okay Alysha.

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• aceshigh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He’s turning into a cushion.

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• scttgard@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Trumps Dan Quayle

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hey, Quayle is the one who told pence to not do a coup

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not even close.

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• GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We go, Vey.

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• resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ramen.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not the extra long wings 😂

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