resipsaloquitur
@resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee
- Comment on When you fail the DC 8 "JD, CHILL!" Persualsion check 1 day ago:
Energy vampire.
- Comment on "Autism is a modern epidemic" 4 days ago:
I forget which, but a comedian has a bit that goes “sure, autism didn’t exist in the past, and my neighbor just had $1m worth of train sets in his basement because he was “eccentric.”
- Comment on Mark Zuckerberg personally lost the Facebook antitrust case 5 days ago:
Trump famously likes to fuck his “friends’” wives and make them listen when he calls the wife and reveals it.
- Comment on This is real 5 days ago:
They only say he was wrongly deported (kidnapped) under oath.
- Comment on Russia rains missiles on Ukraine as US mulls ending truce efforts 5 days ago:
Dementia Donold?
- Comment on Tesla odometer uses “predictive algorithms” to void warranty, lawsuit claims 5 days ago:
They’re smart enough to stay out of the spotlight and Elon isn’t.
Though Jim Farley, CEO of Ford, has a podcast. So perhaps not the best example.
- Comment on zoomers are the new blooners 5 days ago:
- Comment on Tesla odometer uses “predictive algorithms” to void warranty, lawsuit claims 5 days ago:
Because he was born rich and failed up his entire life?
- Comment on Tesla odometer uses “predictive algorithms” to void warranty, lawsuit claims 6 days ago:
You mean the guy that thinks we live in a simulation and he’s the player and we are all NPCs is cheating to give himself an advantage? I’m shocked.
- Comment on OpenAI is building a social network 1 week ago:
Best I can do is an inaccurate calculator.
- Comment on Elon Musk, Jack Dorsey Call For Abolition Of All Intellectual Property Laws, Arguing There Are 'Much Greater Models To Pay Creators' 1 week ago:
Get rid of your silly protections and let Musky’s AI decide how much to pay you (if anything).
- Comment on Bluesky has started honoring takedown requests from Turkish government 1 week ago:
Jack Dorsey earning those libertarian bona fides.
- Comment on Trump blames Zelenskyy, Biden and Putin for war 1 week ago:
Thanks, O’Biden.
- Comment on Media discovers a unique Russian culture of impunity 1 week ago:
The irony is that US has deployed (HIMARS) missiles – after Putin’s escalation.
- Comment on U.S. businesses sue to block Trump tariffs, say trade deficits are not an emergency 1 week ago:
Running the country like one of his businesses.
- Comment on Do it 1 week ago:
Also sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30: 1. Prelude in my ass.
- Comment on Zuckerberg’s 2012 email dubbed “smoking gun” at Meta monopoly trial 1 week ago:
They “trust” me.
Dumb fucks.
- Comment on Fund managers worry about Trump’s mental state amid tariff debacle 1 week ago:
How would you even be able to tell if Donald got dementia?
- Comment on Media discovers a unique Russian culture of impunity 1 week ago:
Wow, kremlin talking points straight from 2014. Playing the hits, I see.
Begone, tankie.
- Comment on Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk would like to ‘delete all IP law’ | TechCrunch 1 week ago:
Nonono, see, they will have punitive contracts with employees that will nail them to the wall if they leak source code.
They like rules as long as they’re the one writing them.
- Comment on AI isn’t ready to replace human coders for debugging, researchers say 1 week ago:
So we “fixed” the easiest part of software development (writing code) and now humans have to clean up the AI slop.
I’ll bet this lovely new career field comes with a pay cut.
- Comment on Lemmy has the ideal number of posts for me. Just enough to have a good time but not too many that I'm scrolling forever 1 week ago:
Even better, I set it to hide read posts. Who knew there was a bottom to the internet?
- Comment on For some time I mistook the guy in the Guess I'll Die meme for Marshall Applewhite. 1 week ago:
🤷
- Comment on FTC Heads To Trial To Break Up Meta: What You Need To Know. 1 week ago:
RIP to Lina Kahn. What a legend.
- Comment on China confirms it will curb Hollywood film imports amid escalating trade war 1 week ago:
From one or two a year to one or none a year?
- Comment on Ex-Meta exec tells Senate Zuck dangled US citizen data in bid to enter China 1 week ago:
I’m shocked.
- Comment on And after all these years I thought I got away with it 1 week ago:
Joke’s on you — the owe hundreds for CDs.
- Comment on Trump reportedly suspends Nvidia H20 export ban plan after $1 million dinner with Jensen Huang 1 week ago:
Oh wow, what are the odds?
- Comment on Donald Trump he'd 'love' to send American citizens to El Salvador federal prison 2 weeks ago:
Don’t be a sucker.
- Comment on Donald Trump he'd 'love' to send American citizens to El Salvador federal prison 2 weeks ago:
Only 34 felonies.