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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Its not terrible if you use it with Valvalene brand oil based lubricant.

  Depending on… your preferences.

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  SHAI HALUD

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cyborg sandworm

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hah! Joke’s on you. Unless I’m rubbing it against the sides I don’t think I’d ever feel it. #smolppgang

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• Macallan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pop the protective cap off the other end to reveal the combination butt plug side.
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  • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pretty sure that’s the optional sounding attachment.

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• SonicDiarrhea@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well duh. Why would you buy it when you can just use it in the store and leave it back on the shelf after you’re done?

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not sure if you’re a pragmatist or a cheap bastard *squints*

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    • My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My resume/rap sheet lists neither of those labels explicitly, but I’m sure it’s a little of both.

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• dnick@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Plus it’s way too big

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But how else are you supposed to remove the warts and barnacles?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    With sandpaper, by hand, if you’re at all serious about your craft.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Industrial plies & an electric sander, with a bit of motor oil to keep your skin moist and smelling great

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Damn, that explains the incident with the sand blaster!

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A battery terminal is like half an inch across… op has unlocked self burn

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s for batteries?

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    • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, if your battery posts are corroded to shit you just stick that thing on there & twist it around, rub up & down, and it cleans the crud off.

      Once the battery post is clean & connection made, I’d recommend a protective spray or even a nice, thick layer of petroleum jelly. Keeps it nice. 👌

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, car batteries.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s not designed to accommodate size … it’s meant to cut everyone down to size

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    • Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If everyone is small… no one will be. Life will finally be fair.

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    • kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey honey wake up, new circumcision just dropped

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah I wouldn’t even touch the sides.

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• i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  GET IN THE ZONE

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  • kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ER-ZONE

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