does Lemmy have an imsorryjon community?
Here, have some unpleasant knowledge about Mario.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to retrogaming@lemmy.world
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/16c4349c-6461-43bf-bf57-93fdbb6757b8.jpeg
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SculptusPoe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
cm0002@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Aaaaannnnd subbed, I need to dig up that SpongeBob horror comic and post it there lol
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
….and BLOCKED!!!
SculptusPoe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Heh, thanks. Subbed.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The fact that I already knew the answer to this embarrasses me
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Why? I see it on my main feed all the time, it’s just osmosis.
SculptusPoe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
XD
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Whose job is it to go around burying dead Marios?
_druid@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The piranha plants probably.
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Oh, sure, make the guys with no hands or feet do it!
charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Unpleasant is not a word I would have used for this information. Informative is the word I would have used
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Does it explain how or why there are so many Marios?
RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You ever watch Orphan Black? Based on a true story.
SculptusPoe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mario is a special breed of mushroom given false memories and a backstory so that they will grow to have a hero complex and protect the mushroom kingdom.
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
“We still talk about you”
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“We-a still talkabout-a you, woohoo!”
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hmm. That doesn’t very neatly explain the ones that pop up in places where it’s impossible to die.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Migratory
_stranger_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Are you suggesting 1-up mushrooms migrate?
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Look up ant cordyceps, learn how some fungus can move around, and then have trouble sleeping for a few days.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Proof that zombies do exist
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
that means whenever the 1up falls down the pit of death because it went the wrong way out of it’s block it’s just going back to where it came from
match@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
philthi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So the only wasted lives are the ones you have left when you complete the game…
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
“what did you do to my brother?!“ (pulls out 9mm)
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social 3 weeks ago
@The_Picard_Maneuver This... actually kind of makes sense......
Also, reminds me of Super Meat Boy. 😁
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkwbWRPkIo0
Ofiuco@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
www.mariowiki.com/4koma_Gag_Battle