Here, have some unpleasant knowledge about Mario.

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• wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “what did you do to my brother?!“ (pulls out 9mm)

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• match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

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• nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  @The_Picard_Maneuver This... actually kind of makes sense......

  Also, reminds me of Super Meat Boy. 😁
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkwbWRPkIo0

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• samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Whose job is it to go around burying dead Marios?

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  • _druid@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.

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  • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The piranha plants probably.

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh, sure, make the guys with no hands or feet do it!

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Does it explain how or why there are so many Marios?

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  • SculptusPoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mario is a special breed of mushroom given false memories and a backstory so that they will grow to have a hero complex and protect the mushroom kingdom.

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  • RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You ever watch Orphan Black? Based on a true story.

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• TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “We still talk about you”

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “We-a still talkabout-a you, woohoo!”

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• philthi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So the only wasted lives are the ones you have left when you complete the game…

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• cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  that means whenever the 1up falls down the pit of death because it went the wrong way out of it’s block it’s just going back to where it came from

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• Ofiuco@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • CrayonRosary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      www.mariowiki.com/4koma_Gag_Battle

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• charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Unpleasant is not a word I would have used for this information. Informative is the word I would have used

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• ilinamorato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hmm. That doesn’t very neatly explain the ones that pop up in places where it’s impossible to die.

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  • Whelks_chance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Look up ant cordyceps, learn how some fungus can move around, and then have trouble sleeping for a few days.

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  • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Proof that zombies do exist

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Migratory

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Are you suggesting 1-up mushrooms migrate?

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• SculptusPoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  does Lemmy have an imsorryjon community?

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The fact that I already knew the answer to this embarrasses me

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    • SculptusPoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      XD

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    • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why? I see it on my main feed all the time, it’s just osmosis.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    lemmy.world/c/imsorryjon

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    • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ….and BLOCKED!!!

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    • SculptusPoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Heh, thanks. Subbed.

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    • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Aaaaannnnd subbed, I need to dig up that SpongeBob horror comic and post it there lol

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wtf did I just read

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