Disappointing coyote attack

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t have known to look at a clearly delineated 1/3 of the image instead of the pretty picture if it weren’t for the yellow circle. Thanks for that.

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I gotchu 1000017403

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Thank you, I wouldn’t have known how to react to the child’s amusing statement without the emojis instructions.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Ugh… I don’t want to be a werecoyote, mom!”

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  • Bonus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Eat your endangered kangaroo rat, Scotch tape reel, and orange peels son.

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• idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I know coyotes aren’t exactly massive, but the six year old is fine?? Good news, but that coyote must be embarrassed as hell.

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  • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He’s the laughing stock in his pack. Super humiliating stuff. I heard he started a youtube channel where he teaches other coyotes to be more alpha.

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He shouldn’t have gotten his dentures from Acme.

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yet.

  Give it at least until the next full moon.

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  • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s been 6 and a half years

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Just ooone…more…moon…

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s exactly what I’d day, too, if I’d turned into a werewolf and wanted to keep it secret. Oddly specific and defensive, no?

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  • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This reeks of cover up. This kid is a werewolf for sure.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Think about it. It’s like Werewolf 101. You transform.

      “Oh, shit, oh shit! NOBODY CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS!”

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• samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He would have been a werecoyote, though.

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• HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Me too, 6-year-old from Airdrie, me too

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Kid, you have to bitten by a werecoyote to become one, not a regular coyote.

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• Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That kid may not be a werewolf, but he’s already fierce.

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  there’s always next time

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well, this was an unexpected laugh. I love it. What a cool little kid.

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  the only question that matters after a coyote/wolf attack

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• PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Now you will know why you fear the night.

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• Bonus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Coyotes can only turn children into tricksters. Get that kid onto the moors, where proper wolves come from.

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