Wait till you notice the “ueue” in “queue”
Good morning. What's wrong honey?
Submitted 2 weeks ago by TachyonTele@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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lowleveldata@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 weeks ago
MemmingenFan923@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
80% of the letters are silent.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“kyu-ee-oo-ee”
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
That’s a good one too
idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
cod@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The letters are lined up in a queue
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Every single q word has a completely superfluous u
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Qat would like a word, and that word is qat
Tryenjer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pasifik Oshean
fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
At least it’s not as f-d up as French where dudes casually ignore like half of the letters in a sentence.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Have you experienced Danish? They swallow more let’s than the French by a metric mile
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Weirder than four twenty ten nine?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is why I found French confusing.
letsgo@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Tha mi an dòchas nach coinnich thu ris a’ Ghàidhlig
fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I mean, it might be interesting. To be clear, I don’t dislike French, it’s quite fun, just weird at times
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
From now on, I’m going to call it the “Pacific ocean”, where the first c is pronounced as “c” and the last one as “c”.
Also what a missed opportunity to call it the pacifi-c! Get it? The pacifi-sea? I’m very funny I know haha I should start a standup comedy show I will earn millions and I will become rich and famous and make my homies proud. Baking a cake requires four ingredients- flour, sugar, baking powder and grandma’s heart. By heart, I mean her love. Not her heart actually. That will kill her. But she is already dead :( I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
This is quality shitpost commenting.
Golf clap? Golf clap 👏
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Well now I’m going to think of this randomly for no reason…
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Enjoy your day! Bwahaha
blackn1ght@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Spent far too long thinking how annoying that guys hair cut is.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I enjoy how long the girls neck is in the final panel
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pasifik Oshen
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I’m sorry. I don’t speak Spanish.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dude, that’s clearly Romanian.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
English is dumb. It’s Pacifiko in Esperanto.
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t worry. Trump will rename it soon.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
太平洋
😎
inconel@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
is it tài píng yáng, taepyeongyang or tai hei yo?
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
If you are Mainland Chinese (excluding Guandong Province), or Taiwanese, it’s: tâi pʰíŋ jɒŋ
If you are Hong Konger, Guandong Province Resident, or just want to spite the CCP, it’s: tʰai3 pʰɪŋ21 jœŋ21
(it’s IPA btw)
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Guys guys. Come on.
We don’t know Spanish here.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
To repeat an interweb truism…
English isn’t a language; it’s three smaller languages sitting on each other’s shoulders and wearing a long coat and a fedora.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
To repeat another interweb truism…
English is closer to Chinese/Japanese as a pictographic system, since there are so many exceptions to the phonetic rules, syntax, and grammar that govern it, that it’s often easier to just memorize whole words and phrases, than to guess how to use them from alphabet alone
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And the other one:
“English is a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary”
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Never heard that one, but it’s true. When I need to spell a word I ask “does it look right?”
Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You forgot the dark alley and truncheon…
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
That’s a comment that you can use on pretty much any post on any subject.
“This is my mother’s recipe for lemon zest cake…”
You forgot the dark alley and truncheon…