I need my fans in order to sleep. Their worship is what sets my mind at ease. If I am not lulled into slumber by their jubilant adorations I will wake with a great and terrible vengeance to wreak havoc upon this earth
Just shoot me and save me the trouble
Submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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hedge_lord@lemmy.world 1 month ago
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Well yes, of course, that’s why the hedge_lord accords were written into the fan laws.
But for everyone else …
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Wait, can people sleep with the noise of a fan in the background? I like complete darkness and complete silence.
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have tinnitus so I can’t sleep without a fan or noise-maker.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Me too, but I don’t really feel that bothered by it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
I can’t sleep without the noise of a fan in the room.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 1 month ago
That would be ideal, but a problem arises when there isn’t complete silence in the background. Noisy neighbors, housemates, cats running around in the hallway at 3 in the morning. The fan noise mutes it to some degree, and then you begin to register the fan as silence-adjacent.
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
Because this is not an option for 99% of people. Even if you are in the sticks you get the bugs making noise.
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I absolutely need the fan noise since it’s steady and keeps me cool
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My wife. Drives me nuts.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re really not a fan of that idea. You just need to chill out about it.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
People living in the tropics without AC right now: 🥵
trolololol@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Asians go yeeeeeey
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Honest question: I always have my fan, even in winter, because of the noise. I haven’t found a video that sounds the same, they end up sounding like static or something. Maybe flat? Anyone actually know of one that sounds like a good fan?
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Have you tried a brown noise generator? Not a fan, but works for me.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I haven’t tried brown noise. I’ll give that a shot, thank you. 😊
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
They sell white noise machines which might be what you’re looking for.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ll have to check some out. The ones I’ve tried always sound static like.
crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Can I still use the AC though
Zeth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sure you can. But the fan can’t spin. Good luck!
socphoenix@midwest.social 1 month ago
Just get some tinnitus the fan noise is basically the same!
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 1 month ago
i need the fan noise to drown out the ringing!
Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Alternative: Ménière’s disease, so you just can’t hear it!
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I don’t even sleep with a fan for the noise, I love the sensation of wind in my face and also being warm under the blankets while the room feels freezing.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I leave one foot out. Warm foot and cool foot. Perfect balance.
TwanHE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mummy sleeping bag in a tent feels great as well after a long day. Bit of a chilly face makes the rest feel that much more comfy
Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wrap myself up in blankets but make a small tunnel for cold air to hit my face. Feels great.