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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Morph9@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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Original article: express.co.uk/…/antarctica-expedition-tangaroa-cr…

More level headed article: diply.com/antarctic-expedition-turns-up-bizarre-s…

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  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First of all, that second url made me chuckle. “Turns up bizarre sea creatures like nothin.” Like, “Check it homie, these fuckin’ scientists are discovering shit like it ain’t nothin’. Shiiiiiiit.”

    Secondly, it makes me think of a baby Old One. Look at it. With it’s lil tentacles and stuff. Gross little creature. Ugh. Praise him.

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    • DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Yo, dawg. These scientists be out here scraping the floor of the ocean! in Antractica! Whattttt? They finding animals that didn’t even exist before. That’s what’s up.”

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      • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “These bitchin’-ass mofos be 'scovern errthan.”

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    • satans_methpipe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Considering it’s a clickbait content theft mill run by state actors serving malware ads, of course they will write whatever it takes.

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      • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I just figured it was generated by a script or something, but I gotta say, you should go hide yourself somewhere or something. I think Pops might’ve had enough crystal for a while. Dude needs to chill and take a nap.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Relevant

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    • braxy29@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      omg i have been trying to forget this since the last time i saw it 😢

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s about as scary as “women bleed each month”, or I’d say periods are even scarier. It’d get explained early, sanitary products would be made with it in mind and it would be normalized in ancient Egypt.

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      • KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        More like “women lay eggs/give birth each month”, but, well, monthly, not almost daily.

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    • RedSnt@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess David Lynch had the same idea.

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    • meowMix2525@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some dude would most definitely be keeping them as pets

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  • lipilee@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It werfs flammen!

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  • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holding a brand new species with bare hands. Yeah no, I’m out. That thing will end up sweating poison when threatened or whatever.

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    • Hackworth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m in the middle of a Star Trek all-series re-watch. It never really bothered me, but it’s pretty hilarious how they basically use no form of PPE when entering completely alien environments.

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    as much as i love science and discovery, this is not the time, put it back please

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do they still watch The Thing in Antarctica, or did that tradition stop?

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    • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …which is amusing because my first thought was At the Mountains of Madness, which apparently was an inspiration for The Thing.

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  • dont@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This has been on X Files, quarantine those people! 👻

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “It has something quite interesting at the front and I sort of liken it to a hippopotamus”

    Yeah, we’ve all gotten that reaction from first-time partners, amirite fellas?.. hey, guys?.. no one?.. oh god.

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  • MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reminds me of that thing in the movie “Life”, more than the thing. Surprised it didn’t crush the researchers hand…

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    • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, that movie is an underrated terror.

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  • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t get it

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(1982_film)

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  • __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s it taste like?

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  • Emmie@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First they harassed the sea cucumber then it turned out it was alien embryos incubator and the lady is #1 on intergalactic wanted list

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  • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There is not enough flame In this photo!

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You gotta be fucking kidding!

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  • KittyCat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s clearly some new type of sea cucumber, it’s not mysterious at all

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    • Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      S/new/old

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  • Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Put it back please.

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  • GaMEChld@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So like… How possible would it be that you thaw something like that out and you release some kinda doom virus?

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  • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Flamethrower,now!

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