She would be proud

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spoiler: She squirted over it, too.

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  • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Grandma surely got spit-roasted on that blanket, struggling to get that twisted little toe from outta the stitching.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yummy grammy juicies ☺️

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• qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why does everyone presuposes grandma was a prude woman? Who knows what she did when she was young.

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  • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was the lucky grandchild tasked with getting rid of my grandma’s spicy book collection after she passed. There were so, so many of them.

    If the covers are anything to go by, we have similar taste in men.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      saw a VHS titled “throat demon” in my grandmas closet

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now I’m just curious.

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  • pmk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I work with old people and can tell you it’s not just when they’re young.

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    • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was trying to avoid that but thank you for volunteering it.

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My mom has six siblings. Grandma got it on

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    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Here’s a fun fact I never needed to know: my grandmother had eight children in her life and never had a single orgasm.

      You’re welcome.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My grandparents slept in separate beds in the same bedroom their entire marriage. Like a 1950s sitcom.

    That said, that grandmother never knitted anything as far as I know.

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• TheSealStartedIt@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Heaven has OnlyFans-Access?

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    God set up a shared account

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, God would wouldn’t be?

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• Gigliorananomicom@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “This one’s for you, Nana”

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is so presumptuous. I don’t squirt, I gush.

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• kryptonidas@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She had 10 children, she knows her way around.

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I remember back in the day when I squirted JUST LIKE THAT.”

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• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I miss you so much gramdma

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  • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “We still talk about you.”

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• CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is diabolical, i cried from laughing so hard

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s pee, but I’m into that.

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• PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The blanket was a gift, Todd, I’m keeping it.

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• modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Say hi to your grandkids

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  excellent shit post. Still laughing

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  • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *squirt post

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She should be proud of me! Love you Granny and Nanny! RIP 💜

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