This is why Americans are the only people not allowed to make fun of British food.
The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse.
Submitted 4 days ago by NuWuX@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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gmtom@lemmy.world 4 days ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 days ago
There’s British food now?
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 days ago
British TV leads me to believe their diet is entirely doner kebobs, indian food, fried fish, and the most expertly crafted baked goods an oven in a tent can produce.
RidderSport@feddit.org 4 days ago
Since food is just what you eat, anything can be food even though it is utterly disgusting
Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I counter with American Chili, Barbeque, and Corn Bread. I would give you Maryland Crab but I’m busy eating it.
beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 3 days ago
MD crabs are soooooo good. I’ve eaten a dozen every Friday all summer.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
It’d be so easy to make veg dogs look like this. Literally just put different veg in it, boom, different colors.
But no, gotta dye the tube of pig buttholes.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 days ago
They don’t actually use pig assholes in hot dogs.
They use the chuckle.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 days ago
The Freedom Frank is War, Hallowiener is Death, Mtn Dew is Pestilence and Baja Blast is Famine.
jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
It’s kind of nice that they have stopped trying to hide the fact that this is an atrocity against animals and are just leaning into it. I guess.
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 3 days ago
It’s photoshopped
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 3 days ago
Dew Dogs are the bomb. For some fucking reason my mom never buys me the baja blast ones. Whenever I invite a girl into my mom’s basement for an Arch Linux playdate (which doesn’t happen that often for some reason), it always gets ruined because the best I have are Dew Dogs original.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
That Baja Blast one provoked a physical gag reflex in me.
BenReilly97@lemmy.world 4 days ago
So original flavor dew dogs are ok?
jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
I think it’s physiological response to that teal color in food. There are lots of green foods that are ok to eat, so the immediate revolution wasn’t as strong.
But yeah, that Baja Blast teal is something you only see in nature on mold.
bss03@infosec.pub 3 days ago
Have you tried Sweet Lightning? It’s a KFC exclusive flavor that hasn’t escaped containment the way Baja Blast escaped Tace Bell.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I have not, but I can’t remember the last time I was in a KFC. Is it any good?
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
I really want to try it.
Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Whimsical, colorful tubes of mashed eyelids and pussy lips!
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 days ago
What does America taste like?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Artificial flavoring.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 days ago
I was going to say diabetes.
OpenStars@discuss.online 4 days ago
jenny_ball@lemmy.world 4 days ago
is this real?
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
No, it’s the same image photoshopped four times
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 days ago
My god. An actual regular photoshop in the year of our lord 2024 🥲
FatTony@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Not gonna lie, it actually and completely had me fooled.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Switch the top two, and get a fairly accurate political compass.
thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 4 days ago
The beauty of capitalism
match@pawb.social 4 days ago
Horsemen pronounced like hors d’oeurve
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Four dogmen?
Horsedogs?samus12345@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Mtn Dew Dew Dogs seems redundant.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Need some purple or green ketchup to go on those.
demizerone@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I wonder if over consumption of dew dogs make yer teeth fall out. Yee haw!!
Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I thought the awful Disney I was watching with my niece was the worst thing ever until I saw this. I guess my phone is a bad distraction. 😢
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Capitalism breeds innovation
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I grew up with blue ketchup on the shelves at the market. There are bagels that come in rainbow color. Ever heard of Lester’s Fixins? They’ll sell you soda thar tastes of buffalo wings. I come from a reality where nothing is off the table.
And then some joker comes along and makes up fake shit that doesn’t even raise my eyebrows… I believed this was real with no reservations. How’s that supposed to make me feel?
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
You forgot hot dog flavored candy corn.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Thank you so much, I felt like I was being made fun of for a minute there.
NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Proud to be an American! 😎🇺🇲🦅
missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
Where at least I know I’m free 🎵
Unless you’re poor, or black or gay, or trans or disabled or need healthcare-