This is why Americans are the only people not allowed to make fun of British food.
The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse.
Submitted 1 month ago by NuWuX@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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gmtom@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s British food now?
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
British TV leads me to believe their diet is entirely doner kebobs, indian food, fried fish, and the most expertly crafted baked goods an oven in a tent can produce.
RidderSport@feddit.org 1 month ago
Since food is just what you eat, anything can be food even though it is utterly disgusting
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I counter with American Chili, Barbeque, and Corn Bread. I would give you Maryland Crab but I’m busy eating it.
beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 1 month ago
MD crabs are soooooo good. I’ve eaten a dozen every Friday all summer.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
It’d be so easy to make veg dogs look like this. Literally just put different veg in it, boom, different colors.
But no, gotta dye the tube of pig buttholes.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They don’t actually use pig assholes in hot dogs.
They use the chuckle.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
The Freedom Frank is War, Hallowiener is Death, Mtn Dew is Pestilence and Baja Blast is Famine.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That Baja Blast one provoked a physical gag reflex in me.
BenReilly97@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So original flavor dew dogs are ok?
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I think it’s physiological response to that teal color in food. There are lots of green foods that are ok to eat, so the immediate revolution wasn’t as strong.
But yeah, that Baja Blast teal is something you only see in nature on mold.
bss03@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Have you tried Sweet Lightning? It’s a KFC exclusive flavor that hasn’t escaped containment the way Baja Blast escaped Tace Bell.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I have not, but I can’t remember the last time I was in a KFC. Is it any good?
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I really want to try it.
Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Whimsical, colorful tubes of mashed eyelids and pussy lips!
OpenStars@discuss.online 1 month ago
jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It’s kind of nice that they have stopped trying to hide the fact that this is an atrocity against animals and are just leaning into it. I guess.
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
It’s photoshopped
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Switch the top two, and get a fairly accurate political compass.
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Dew Dogs are the bomb. For some fucking reason my mom never buys me the baja blast ones. Whenever I invite a girl into my mom’s basement for an Arch Linux playdate (which doesn’t happen that often for some reason), it always gets ruined because the best I have are Dew Dogs original.
jenny_ball@lemmy.world 1 month ago
is this real?
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
No, it’s the same image photoshopped four times
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My god. An actual regular photoshop in the year of our lord 2024 🥲
FatTony@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not gonna lie, it actually and completely had me fooled.
thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The beauty of capitalism
match@pawb.social 1 month ago
Horsemen pronounced like hors d’oeurve
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Four dogmen?
Horsedogs?RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What does America taste like?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Artificial flavoring.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
I was going to say diabetes.
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mtn Dew Dew Dogs seems redundant.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Need some purple or green ketchup to go on those.
demizerone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wonder if over consumption of dew dogs make yer teeth fall out. Yee haw!!
Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought the awful Disney I was watching with my niece was the worst thing ever until I saw this. I guess my phone is a bad distraction. 😢
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Capitalism breeds innovation
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I grew up with blue ketchup on the shelves at the market. There are bagels that come in rainbow color. Ever heard of Lester’s Fixins? They’ll sell you soda thar tastes of buffalo wings. I come from a reality where nothing is off the table.
And then some joker comes along and makes up fake shit that doesn’t even raise my eyebrows… I believed this was real with no reservations. How’s that supposed to make me feel?
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You forgot hot dog flavored candy corn.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thank you so much, I felt like I was being made fun of for a minute there.
NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Proud to be an American! 😎🇺🇲🦅
missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Where at least I know I’m free 🎵
Unless you’re poor, or black or gay, or trans or disabled or need healthcare-