WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer
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GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 month ago
why is California the only state that knows about cancer?
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Regulatory capture.
halvar@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.
RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I’m not sure how to find it on the site 😞 I wanted to find it on the site
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Emerald@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You typoed that link lol. www.P65-Warnings.ca.gov
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 month ago
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Average american hospital
AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Careful, if you get bitten by a radioactive donut it turns you into a Simpson!
merari42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
D’Oh
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Actually, most cancer treatments drastically increase your chances of cancer.
__Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Yes, that’s why if you don’t have cancer it is dangerous (to the quarters it family members). If you do have cancer, you are going from having cancer to a slightly higher than average risk of a different cancer in the future. It’s worth getting treated.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Must be in Massachusetts
Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Grew up in New England. My friend moved to Montana, and was absolutely bullshit that there wasn’t a Dunks on every corner… New England runs in Dunks, the rest of the US not so much. He felt like the “America runs in Dunks” ads we’d seen or whole lives were a lie, and so our whole lives were a lie lol
Furball@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Why on earth would you move from New England, the greatest place on earth, to fucking Montana
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Dude if I had an IV of Dunks cold brew, I would be soooo happy.
ATDA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh do they sponsor those gross radioactive eggs they use for tests?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Should have an extra line or two for Dialysis and diabetes clinic.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Their food is toxic enough to cure your cancer.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No the radioactive donut globulettes bind to cancer cells and all other types of cells.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s why it’s called creamotherapy.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Anybody reverse image search this yet?
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 month ago
What class were you teaching that in? Drugs Ed? Astrology? Economics?
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Why is there a restaurant selling really unhealthy sugary foods in a HOSPITAL?
GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Vertical Integration.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
The lawful evil kind.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cutting out the middle-men
Sabata11792@ani.social 1 month ago
Investors love repeated business.
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 1 month ago
For the same reason animal products are served to heart failure patients in hospitals.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
So people like you can make silly comments on the internet where you assume we’ll all fall in lock step with your outdated bunk medical ideas?
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
i’d imagine that it’s mostly for the staff and guests? here in italy every hospital has a cafetteria. ig with america being america it’s cheaper to offload that work to a franchise.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I would assume it there less so for the donuts and more so for the coffee.
Kalysta@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Because doctors live on coffee
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve been in the medical field for 38 years. Every damn meeting has garbage food. I always shake my head and wonder why there are donuts and bagels vs yogurt and fruit. Same with pizza vs salads. Really wacky if you ask me.
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Yeah it indeed is
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Because people don’t go to Dunkin for donuts, they go to Dunkin for coffee. Maybe a breakfast sandwich. Donuts are probably their lowest performing category.
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Hmm that could be understandable