TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
Just do it ✅
Submitted 5 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The OJ line of hatchets
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Do Information Technology
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Must download the app to use hatchet
kshade@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Is this one of those hacking tools?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You are technically correct.
JayDee@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Yeah, it’s called a Widlerizer.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Would you prefer
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”…?
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Did I forget my morning meds? The ax is telling me to do bad things again.
Asafum@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
I just went food shopping, I’m now telling the axe what bad things we should do.
On a related note, apparently they’re making chicken out of gold or something because one single breast is $12-$15 now for whatever reason.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Is the axe telling you those prices should be chopped in half?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
‘Fuck it. We’ll do it live’
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
THAT’S the movie it reminds you of?
Is there an old man support group? I need to sign up
unreachable@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Were you expecting me to say “oh haha just like the 1964 Strait - Jacket film haha” or something? Whats the correct answer?
OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
ben_dover@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
“the axe made me do it”
Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh no we need that slogan on so much more. I’m thinking table saws and nail guns. Can’t be worse than the anti procrastination poster in the VA mental health waiting area.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
VA Health Care: We Bet You Don’t Even Have the Balls to Follow Through
If you need help, call 1-800-DO-IT-PUSSY
Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I wouldn’t put it past them honestly. Some Bean Counter has probably at least given the presentation, But have we tried encouraging suicide in order to lower costs?
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Nobody gonna comment of what a shit design that is?! Fuck me, looks like an AI’s version of a “modern” axe. Wouldn’t swing that thing if you paid me. Wouldn’t touch it with a 10-foot frog. Wouldn’t touch it with your dick.
- It’s going to slip out.
- It’s going to bend.
- It’s going to break.
When it does, dull the blade and use it for a wedge.
ikidd@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Looks like a knockoff of a Fiskers axe and they generally make good products that are well tested.
nomous@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The Fiskers axes are pretty decent but they don’t have the huge wedge shaped head. And of course, this is a knock off so they probably used the cheapest material they could find.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
No, no, you just don’t understand… This was clearly designed by master craftsman Friedrich Doit!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Obey the axe…
Obey the axe…bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Raskolnikov’s axe
Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I see these a at place here called Bartons. Its some cheap chinese branded shit.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Heeeeres Johnny!
Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
DIY
yemmly@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh come on, there’s no harm in some good, old-fashioned axe-play.
MTK@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Don’t let your dreams be dreams!