lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I’ll be too busy (because I’ll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)
Later, losers
Submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3f1336d8-9bfe-478c-b3dc-45e75ba53b6b.jpeg
Comments
TxzK@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I don’t understand :(
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
(you wouldn’t)
elxeno@lemm.ee 1 month ago
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
bquintb@midwest.social 1 month ago
Wait…so he’s going for an evening stroll? I don’t get it
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think he needs to fall on his face first, to lose the entitlement and degrading behaviour towards his (up until this point) friends.
Then when he learns he can have another attempt.
sukhmel@programming.dev 1 month ago
He might be like 12 y.o. then this show off is understandable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
for the girl’s sake I hope he doesn’t
Land_Strider@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For all of our sakes, I, too, hope he doesn’t.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Must be so nice to know girls in real life.
By the way, I use Arch.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Is it true they exist? I thought a woman was just a thing ai hallucinated up I didn’t think they were real.
JoShmoe@ani.social 1 month ago
The ai had to come up with the idea from somewhere. So women just might have existed at some point.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I see, you haven’t met the female archers yet.
uis@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Female archer…
uis@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I know wonan who uses Arch.
Bosht@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s that? Another copypasta hot off the press? Don’t mind if I do tyvm!
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. l’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
@everyone
can@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Image compression says otherwise.
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Feel like I’ve seen this before
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Sounds like he doesn’t understand.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 month ago
If she’s in to condescending pricks, it’ll be a perfect match!
rockerface@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Assuming she exists in the first place
frickineh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She totally does, she just goes to another Discord. I wouldn’t expect you (an obvious virgin) to understand what it’s like to have Real Human Girls be interested in you, but she’s real (a real girl and also definitely human) and she wants him. She’s just offline right now or she’d prove it.
StaySquared@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And then… the next day he will be back on discord for hours on end for days on end.
Tixanou@lemmy.world 1 month ago
guys… call me crazy but… I think he will be meeting a girl
Asudox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t understand.
CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
A real one mind you, none of that 2D
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A pillow is 3D, so it totally counts!
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
NO WAY
force@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour(wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone
Asudox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What in the fuck
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 month ago
This guy fucks
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).
uis@lemm.ee 1 month ago
You know, it makes me only think otherwise.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Is this a mother’s day post?
The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We all know his Mum.
Ahem. 😅
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 month ago
I had a short phase like that in my early teens. I hate you for making me remember that.
Maeve@kbin.social 1 month ago
This whole thread was awesome. Thanks, feddies! Sincerely, a real female (way too old to call myself a girl, but in threads like this, I feel like one!)
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
All the females I meet offline call themselves female as well, that’s how I know this one is real.
Maeve@kbin.social 1 month ago
Hah! In another thread, I caught dune flack for saying "female." Thanks.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
It’s never too late to not be a grown up
Maeve@kbin.social 1 month ago
Thanks! I guess if I'm honest, I'm old, but my mind kind of flip-flops on whether it is old, so I usually opt for "female" when not assuming age (mine or anyone else's. Some women get nasty when you use a term that isn't their preferred category--and in my area, have the nerve to be offended when someone has preferred pronouns!).
Tldr I'm a kid at heart.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Took her forever to get here from Canada.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She’s from one or the provinces, there’s so many you wouldn’t know it
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
@everyone
The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve met several. Would not recommend. Cooties, I believe you Yanks call them.
kromem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s sweet she came in from Canada to visit him.
Neon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s the Joke with Canada?
Is that the new Nigerian Prince?
Maeve@kbin.social 1 month ago
Your posts are the ones most likely to warm my heart, make me smile or even literally lol. This one did all three. Thank you, my friend. <3
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ha, thanks! I’m just trying doing my part to add content to the fediverse.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
🏅
NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I would leave a comment but I’ll be busy (with a girl, you wouldn’t understand)