Comment on PB&J

MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I have a folder of shitpost diagrams that is way too small and I appreciate you helping me add to it.

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    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I’m here to help

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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• bluesheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The fact that this exists means that god is either oblivious to the horrors taking place on its universe or that he is impotent to change the events taking place on it

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    You forgot another possibility:

    He is neither oblivious nor impotent, yet finds this extremely funny.

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I used to be friends with that bird but he kept going on and on about his opinions on TV shows. Like the family guy/Pinky and the brain crossover episode where Brain and Brian swap places and Brian gets drunk and tries to put lipstick on pinky but the lipstick is his dong. That goddamn bird was convinced that Seth MacFarlane and Steven Spielberg deserved to be charged under archaic obscenity laws for that one. I mean it’s probably the dumbest goddamn episode of TV I’ve ever seen but let’s not bring back 1950s broadcast standards over it.

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      • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        … That’s not an actual episode… Right?

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      • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Drugs are bad mkay.

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  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or that he approves. Don’t kink shame.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He could also be aware and have the power to change it, but doesn’t care.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In which case he’s not a loving god 🤷

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Yes, he would need to be stupid, powerless, or both to also be loving.

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah, as god is all-know able he has the deep knowledge of all the kinks and has experienced them fully. God’s into this.

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The real gold is always in the comments.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    someone get me some nitric acid we need to hide the gold

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m circumcised. Last girl I was with said, “so you’re not circumcised?” While handling it. Makes you think. Makes me think, anyway.

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  • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Honestly she probably just wanted to make you feel better because you can’t make her knobroll snacks.

    Next time just tell her to go pick carrots to sell at the local farmers market. It’s probably a better use of her time anyway.

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Angry upvote

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  :: this account has been blocked::

  lol jk

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