Donald has only got one ball
Bannon has two but very small
Miller has something similar
And Johnson, he has none at all
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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I feel like we just need to make the most absurdist fucking bets at this point.
like that actually Barron is Putins kid and that Trump has a micropenis and one ball
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
very well adapted. it still scans. six thumbs up
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I would easily be making so many jokes on this but I genuinely can’t do that knowing how many victims there are and how they don’t get justice or help.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
There are no victims in this. Only 2 presidents making sweet, sweet oral sex.
halvar@lemy.lol 11 hours ago
Trump has only got one ball Vance has two but oh so small Rubio is rather sim’lar But poor old Bondi has no balls at all
dumbass@piefed.social 15 hours ago
How about, We find out through some means that Musk’s father is actually Pol Pot.
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 16 hours ago
Nah Barron is way too tall to be Vladi’s kid
The rest of that, however, is entirely plausible and not absurdist at all
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
He gets it from his tall mom. Jane Lynch. Don’t shoot the messenger!
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
one ball
Like Hitler?
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
Personally, I’m floating the theory that Trump was involved with both Hilary and Bill for a period of time. When Hilary broke it off, Don was heartbroken, causing his reflexive swing to the right to counter her perceived leftness. This theory is strengthened by his inability to let go of anything she does, he still blames her for the loss of his only true emotional connection, and it’s also why his wife always looks so distant. She knows that he still longs for those balmy 90s nights where the boys wore nothing but a power tie and a saxophone and Hilary, her signature suit.
Sorry.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Hillary emailed the pics to Putin because she was jealous.
bufalo1973@piefed.social 11 hours ago
Or maybe Hillary made Bill cut with Donald and that’s why he hates her.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 hours ago
He didn’t fuck Hillary. He ain’t bangin’ no old broad.