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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Personally, I’m floating the theory that Trump was involved with both Hilary and Bill for a period of time. When Hilary broke it off, Don was heartbroken, causing his reflexive swing to the right to counter her perceived leftness. This theory is strengthened by his inability to let go of anything she does, he still blames her for the loss of his only true emotional connection, and it’s also why his wife always looks so distant. She knows that he still longs for those balmy 90s nights where the boys wore nothing but a power tie and a saxophone and Hilary, her signature suit.

  Sorry.

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  • bufalo1973@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or maybe Hillary made Bill cut with Donald and that’s why he hates her.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hillary emailed the pics to Putin because she was jealous.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He didn’t fuck Hillary. He ain’t bangin’ no old broad.

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Donald has only got one ball
  Bannon has two but very small
  Miller has something similar
  And Johnson, he has none at all

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    very well adapted. it still scans. six thumbs up

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• hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would easily be making so many jokes on this but I genuinely can’t do that knowing how many victims there are and how they don’t get justice or help.

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  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There are no victims in this. Only 2 presidents making sweet, sweet oral sex.

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How about, We find out through some means that Musk’s father is actually Pol Pot.

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• morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nah Barron is way too tall to be Vladi’s kid

  The rest of that, however, is entirely plausible and not absurdist at all

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He gets it from his tall mom. Jane Lynch. Don’t shoot the messenger!

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• halvar@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Trump has only got one ball Vance has two but oh so small Rubio is rather sim’lar But poor old Bondi has no balls at all

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• lemmylommy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  one ball

  Like Hitler?

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The fucked up penis to fascist pipeline is real

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• Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Im putting money on Trump coming out as bi just so he can enter the history books as the first LGBT president… And then hide behind LGBT to protect him against any and all criticism.

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