Dont umlaut me

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That was more humorous than I expected. It took me a second, but the delay made it even better.

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I bet he plays Meinkraft

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  • Johanno@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *MeineKraft!

    Oder

    Mienenhandwerk

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    • Peter1986C@lemmings.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think a mine (as in e.g. a coal mine) would be a Bergwerk, not a “Mien”.

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Always those Pincer-Germans

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mein Leben!

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• PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why was this necessary?

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  • hogmomma@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah, you’re right. This wasn’t a good joke. I was going to say something, but you beat me to it. It’s got a bit of wit, but it’s got too many set-ups. Kills the flow.

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    • PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Actually I liked it enough to comment a sarcastic response.

      People hated that lol 😁

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

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    • PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wow! Incredible! Thank you so much! You are brilliant!

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why does a flower spread root to grow? Why do worms dance in the warm soil?

    Not rethirical question, it’s so they can feed on your decomposing body, doing so will be more productive than whatever you are going commenting stupid stuff like that

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    • PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well it’s a very very stupid joke. Exactly the kind I adore and I had a very hearty laugh at it. Probably much more than all the people who misunderstood my meaning. What you were doing, exerting such effort to try to insult me over a joke, I have really not the slightest idea. You should really examine for what you want to spend your life, because I have to tell you, this is not the correct direction.

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If I don't laugh I might die

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  • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because humor is the only thing many of us can turn to as a solace from the crushing realities of modern life.

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    • FippleStone@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably always been the case…

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  Also because you could mine less of the useless ores, or fewer of them, which I gather is the purpose, either way, you’d be mining less.

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