buying coffee

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• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t like avocados. I’ve literally never had avocado toast.

  And somehow I’m not a millionaire.

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  • Diplomjodler@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have you tried getting a 10 million dollar loan from daddy?

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• notabot@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?

  You need to start by making small changes to your daily habits, and build up to massive fraud. If you try to do it all at once the habit wont stick.

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  • mosiacmango@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I dont know about that. Small crimes get prosecuted. Big crimes? You just pay a fine that’s less than what you made.

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• MTK@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How to be a millionare by 30:

  • Start a buisness in an untapped market
  • get investors
  • work all day every day
  • workout and meditate to keep you body and mind healthy
  • save as much as you can, not starbucks!
  • ~get 2 million as a gift from parents~
  • sell the buisness once it is valued over a million
  • use that money to start a new one

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I go out for a chai latte sometimes and bring my daughter with me to get a smoothie. Fuck people who think everyone else should cut back on this shit. Just because you’re not wealthy doesn’t mean you don’t deserve the occasional nice treat to make your life a little less dismal.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know avout deserving, cutting back is just something many do to make ends meet. If you have the money for tea and smoothies then I don’t see what the issue for anyone would be.

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• paultimate14@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You don’t see the ultra rich getting fancy coffee from your local barista.

  They pay assistants to do that for them.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    which is honestly fucking sad, you bet your ass i’d be buying the most expensive shit from the local coffee shop if i had a billion dollars

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not only does the assistant buy the coffee. He also drinks it, and does all the work for the billionaire.

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• sukhmel@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Important note in small script:
  only applicable if you’re a millionaire already

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  • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or a friend or relative of a Tory MP.

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• Kjev@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or being born into the family of a former Plantation Owner.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Generational wealth for us, nothing for the descendants of the people we used to own as property.

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  • BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not fair. Some of us were poor folks that married into plantation owning families.

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s pretty useful to do little savings like that though

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• Matriks404@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If becoming a millionaire/billionaire is an actual goal for some people, no wonder this planet is fucked.

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  • fidodo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You pretty much need to be a millionaire if you want to be a home owner in a lot of places

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    • SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, saying millionaire/billionaire as a category is gibberish. You have to be a millionaire if you want to do something crazy, like, I dunno, retire comfortably when you’re 65. You have to be a billionaire, well, never. Nobody needs to be a billionaire.

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And even if you don’t, you’ll probably be a millionaire (on paper) once you have it paid off and the value has increased even more.

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  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean…business school exists.

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  • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Being a millionaire is a good goal if you want to be able to retire before you’re ancient. You need something like that just to live. No one needs to be a billionaire - the difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is staggering.

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• jerrythegenius@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t drink coffee, I don’t like avocado, and I don’t buy random junk. What gives?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You could try having a trust fund…

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• Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I dOn’T KnoW wHo nEEds tO heAr tHIs

  🤮🤢

  Fuckin nobody, usually

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• alvvayson@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Waiting for SBF to respond to this.

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  • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can take a while

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• Sarmyth@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First off, I want my coffee first thing. So I make it at home so I don’t have to be dressed and already up.

  I don’t think I have access or motivation for the amount of fraud that would make me rich in the short term. I’ll keep my ears open, though.

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  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Be like Logan Paul and make several different pump-and-dump schemes to scam a bunch of children all over the world.

    But with the stock market.

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• thirstyhyena@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Have you considered not eating?

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• RawrGuthlaf@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  After making coffee at home and figuring out exactly the way I like it to be made, I hardly ever consider rolling the dice on one if I can help it. Getting it while out and about is only for when I have no other choice (not being home for a long time). The cost savings are just gravy.

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• EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  BOOM! Roasted!

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