Where's my safety pin.

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• AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • 4grams@awful.systems ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish I had more upvotes to give.

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  • f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤨

    🟡

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• ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That wall is pregnant

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    don’t you mean perganenant

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    • smashboy@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Preganté

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    • WindyRebel@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How is babby formed?

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• OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If the bump in the wall starts moaning, speaking, or forms a face, then GTFO FAST! :-P

  Unless your summoning the demon was intentional, in which case don’t be rude - say hi back! :-D

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bonk

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    • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Uh… W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm?

      Nvm, I don’t think I need to know right now.:-D

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    • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Given that happens fr, you’re going to need to work on your mental health, tho…

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• Clubbing4198@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone impregnated the glory hole.

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beat case scenario it’s full of pee.

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  • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is… Is regular water not an option?

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Do you know how much structural damage water can do??

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Its like those ghost movies where things stretch out the walls; except way scarier because it comes with property damage.

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• benfell@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’ll want a bucket and probably a mop.

  When I first moved back east I was reveling in a thunderstorm, left the window open to hear the rain and the thunder. Did that a few times actually.

  But yours is bigger.

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    Imagine how big it could be today. More water than wall.

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• Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s okay that’s just a friendly Demogorgon living in your wall

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can tell it’s a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don’t confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.

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• DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I just want to know… which brand of paint

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Probably 5-7 coats of latex over 70 years.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wall mart, obv

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wall wart, if anything

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Doubt. It’s actually holding together.

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• dab@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wall water in its purest form

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• Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good thing it’s away from that electrical outlet …

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• dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s the titty wall from Duke Nukem

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  uwu

  (sorry)

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  • Valinator@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *notices bulge*

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  • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I see something that looks like a belly I uwu

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• Stanwich@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, towel should do the job

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  • Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    /s

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• YoorWeb@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s one big spiders nest.

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• Asnabel@szmer.info ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me after one day at grandpa.

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  • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because the food right?

    Right?

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    • Asnabel@szmer.info ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, the food. I honestly don’t know what else it could be and at this point I’m afraid to ask.

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• UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok no seriously, WHAT IS THAT

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  • Daxtron2@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The wall is pregat

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    • MellowSnow@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pregananant

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    • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The wall is gyatt

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    • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • charonn0@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Water leak behind the paint.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This why you don’t fuck with building code

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Latex paint?

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• p1mrx@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  witty.

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