Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up.

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• teft@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why are you hot linking some google images bidet instead of just uploading the image to the post?

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  • ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    alternatively: why are you linking to an image at all and not just making a text post

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    • lambdabeta@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Answering both: dial image for reference to what the “modes” are, and my dial is gross. Plus that was the best image I could find describing it, but had trouble getting a clean download. Google images can suck that way. If you get me a clean link, I’d update the post.

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I need to join your elves with a bidet. Idk why I’m still living in Mordor.

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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same. I think part of me worries it's all I'd ever want to do.

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    • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just get the ones that aren’t heated and it’ll discourage you from using it too much.

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Saruman had the only bidet in mordor

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• Zerlyna@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s a feminine mode? Aren’t assholes all in the same spot?

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  • DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Assholes are, but that’s not what it’s for

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    • AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sometimes a spritz to the gooch is just what I need to remember it takes 2 to tango.

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  • flicker@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes but women have a pee hole between their labia and if you don’t rinse that then what even are you doing? I’m not interested in walking around with pee-stained lady parts, thanks.

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    • funkajunk@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Piss-flaps.

      They’re called piss-flaps.

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• DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There is no reason for the toilet seat to ever be up when you enter the bathroom.

  You close the lid before you flush, that’s why it exists.

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  • derf82@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But I like seeing my turds circle the drain

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    • MelodiousFunk@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t like it, but watching the flush can save a whole lot of pain. Clogs suck.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Laziness is a reason

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• andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is the “feminine” mode hygienic? I’d worry about it pushing bacteria and crap up there.

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  • marshadow@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    According to my urogynecologist, who specifically instructed me to always point my shower wand downward when washing my nethers, spraying water can indeed push bacteria up there!

    It may only be dangerous for the subset of women who have problems requiring a urogynecology specialist in the first place, but better safe than sorry.

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• kiwifoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It is most efficient to leave the toilet seat in the position it is used. The same argument applies for the bidet settings.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is most sanitary to close the toilet lid.

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    • A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ^ This guy’s bathroom smells clean.

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    • LordKitsuna@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Actually some studies were done about that and found that the distribution of bacteria was unchanged in total value the only thing that changed was the positioning of the spread throughout the bathroom with the lid open versus closed.

      Unless you get something like an rv style toilet that has a sealing lip the lid actually locks against, but ain’t nobody using that in their house

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• andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do I need to upgrade my bidet? Ours is one dial for cleaning mode which rotates/plugs the sprayer, and one dial for spray, which is just connected to the valve.

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  • NoneYa@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is how mine is too.

    Middle is the off position. Turning to the left is for the butt and turning to the right is for vagina.

    There is no setting to leave it to when done except off and the next person to use gets to choose.

    Mine isn’t electrically powered, just a valve for opening up the flow of water and then using two different sprayers varying on height.

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• Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You don’t want your balls washed?

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• yukichigai@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You actually have to switch modes? Mine just has a lever that goes either forwards or backwards depending on which nozzle you want to use.

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  • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That lever is how you’re switch modes

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  • czech@low.faux.moe ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mine has a dial + lever combo.

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• recapitated@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like someone has never gotten up to sit inside of an open toilet when it was dark.

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