Way to stop drinking

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• Toneswirly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Jokes on you, I welded that during work hours. Got paid 25 dollars, spent it on more booze. The Crown Royal Ouroborous.

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  • A7thStone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    $25 that’s like half an hour.

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• ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  1. Place in bucket
  2. Break bottle with hammer
  3. Grab your favorite silly straw
  4. Betray yourself

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  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I love the taste of internal lacerations

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  • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bonus points if you swallow tiny pieces of glass 😋

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    • variants@possumpat.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Help get that alcohol into your bloodstream quicker and with less blood you can get higher alcohol level

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  As an alcoholic, that doesn’t work … it delays things which may have an effect but it doesn’t stop someone with a strong enough addiction

  Nice welding job tho

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  • PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nice welding job tho

    Is it, though? The welds are a bit high - they’re on the wall instead of being in the corner.

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  • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yup. The store has more.

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  • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    if I brought that into rehab someone would just break the glass and drink the shards

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• Bonehead@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The problem with this is that anyone capable of welding also has several grinders for cutting metal. Try concrete next time.

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Grinders work on concrete too btw. One of their main uses, aside from metalwork. The only way to lock it, would be to encase the entire thing in it (as in contacting the bottle) but I feel like that loses that charm of “a trapped bottle”.

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    • notasandwich1948@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      the one time I tried cutting concrete with a grinder it cut through it like butter

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• BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Did you do this OP? Cause I’ve seen something similar as a joke Christmas gift. It doesn’t seem like a great way to stop someone drinking but it is might be a funny gift. Especially to someone who isn’t very handy and won’t be able to get through the casing.

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  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The OP on Reddit said it was a Christmas present for his little brother

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• Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I bet I could still get the lid unscrewed enough to get a few drops out

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• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A way to prove your commitment to drinking**

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• MinusPi@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Or just smash the bottle.

  Or just give it away.

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Metal saw is cheap, do two cuts on the top and you’ll have the lid to open and drink

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  • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The lid is plastic, saw the top of the lid diagonally down until the saw is stopped by the glass, tip the bottle over and empty it out. With no cap now you have reason to not finish the entire bottle.

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    • explodicle@local106.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Would that get plastic in the booze?

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  • JustUseMint@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sazall does em all!

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• RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is this the most wholesome commagazine?

  No, but it’s kinda funny and I’ll think it may have one of the least bad communities until they stuff me into a skip and light its contents ablaze.

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Even when I did drink I wouldn’t touch Crown.

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