- Place in bucket
- Break bottle with hammer
- Grab your favorite silly straw
- Betray yourself
Way to stop drinking
Submitted 10 months ago by funny@lemmus.org to [deleted]
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Comments
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I love the taste of internal lacerations
Kase@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bonus points if you swallow tiny pieces of glass 😋
variants@possumpat.io 10 months ago
Help get that alcohol into your bloodstream quicker and with less blood you can get higher alcohol level
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
As an alcoholic, that doesn’t work … it delays things which may have an effect but it doesn’t stop someone with a strong enough addiction
Nice welding job tho
PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Nice welding job tho
Is it, though? The welds are a bit high - they’re on the wall instead of being in the corner.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 10 months ago
Yup. The store has more.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 10 months ago
if I brought that into rehab someone would just break the glass and drink the shards
Bonehead@kbin.social 10 months ago
The problem with this is that anyone capable of welding also has several grinders for cutting metal. Try concrete next time.
Maalus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Grinders work on concrete too btw. One of their main uses, aside from metalwork. The only way to lock it, would be to encase the entire thing in it (as in contacting the bottle) but I feel like that loses that charm of “a trapped bottle”.
notasandwich1948@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
the one time I tried cutting concrete with a grinder it cut through it like butter
BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Did you do this OP? Cause I’ve seen something similar as a joke Christmas gift. It doesn’t seem like a great way to stop someone drinking but it is might be a funny gift. Especially to someone who isn’t very handy and won’t be able to get through the casing.
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The OP on Reddit said it was a Christmas present for his little brother
Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I bet I could still get the lid unscrewed enough to get a few drops out
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
A way to prove your commitment to drinking**
MinusPi@yiffit.net 10 months ago
Or just smash the bottle.
Or just give it away.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Metal saw is cheap, do two cuts on the top and you’ll have the lid to open and drink
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
The lid is plastic, saw the top of the lid diagonally down until the saw is stopped by the glass, tip the bottle over and empty it out. With no cap now you have reason to not finish the entire bottle.
explodicle@local106.com 10 months ago
Would that get plastic in the booze?
JustUseMint@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sazall does em all!
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 10 months ago
Is this the most wholesome commagazine?
No, but it’s kinda funny and I’ll think it may have one of the least bad communities until they stuff me into a skip and light its contents ablaze.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Even when I did drink I wouldn’t touch Crown.
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jokes on you, I welded that during work hours. Got paid 25 dollars, spent it on more booze. The Crown Royal Ouroborous.
A7thStone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
$25 that’s like half an hour.