That seems like a serious gambit. After all you might be part of the program. Much safer to ask for the arch.
You can never be sure
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logicbomb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fun fact though, more than likely if you’re part of the program, you don’t have privileges to ask for an arch or to stop the program.
Rhaedas@kbin.social 10 months ago
Strive to be the Moriarty you might be.
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If we are part of the program, we wouldn’t even be able to see the arch or the door unless expressly written into the program.
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I aspire to gain badgie’s privileges
LordTrychon@startrek.website 10 months ago
Thank you, friend. You may have just saved countless (simulated) lives. Almost tried this myself.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Im gonna risk ending the program gambling on the fact you are the fake one.
Why? You know why. You know what you did. Sinner.
slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 10 months ago
I don’t think NPC’s can execute command functions on the holodeck.
JWBananas@startrek.website 10 months ago
Technus@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
“Computer, sudo end program”
User is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
“… what?”
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 10 months ago
Santa puts another name on the “naughty” list
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
Rom@hexbear.net 10 months ago
Professor Moriarty: Or can they?
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
New fear, holodeck + alzheimers combo
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
Has it happened already? I wonder.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Walk outside? … I’m sitting on my couch and I could ask the same thing.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Do not end program or you will fall to the floor, snaccs will disappear, and the cleaning crew will come to empty the biofilters.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Cleaning crew mistakes you as remnants of the biofilter
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I almost did that but I’m on the toilet and that could be awkward if it was a holodeck simulation.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 months ago
Dream rules also apply to the holodeck: never use any toilets you find.
grayman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nah. Broccoli proved you can live in the holodeck. If they can make water (also widely proven), they can dematerialize chocolate peanut bars and the stinky lemonade.
Rom@hexbear.net 10 months ago
The program fades, the grid of the holodeck fills your vision. You step outside into the corridor and see your buddy Lieutenant Ross. Capitalism? Genocide? Climate change? What are you talking about? Come on, we’re about to go make first contact with a new civilization.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nah. No way would someone choose to make this reality a holodeck program.
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 10 months ago
It’s an educational program to show how rampant greed and pettiness leads to societal and ecological collapse as those who have stomp on those who have-not, in order to grab everything they can before they blink out of existence from their short, meaningless lives.
A educational program for children.
Technus@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Unless it’s a historical documentary which could explain why we’re all stuck on this wild ride and powerless to change its course
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh god, we’re stuck in the last episode of Enterprise.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Im pretty sure I wouldn’t run such a shitty program for so long.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I do the same. Hoping I am part of the program.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fuck! It’s not part of my programming to ask for the arch!
Lucien@hexbear.net 10 months ago
“arch”
eek2121@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I am ashamed to admit having done this more than once. 🤣
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Probably should say it as soon as you wake up
spudwart@spudwart.com 10 months ago
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