You can never be sure

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• spudwart@spudwart.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• logicbomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That seems like a serious gambit. After all you might be part of the program. Much safer to ask for the arch.

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  • newthrowaway20@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fun fact though, more than likely if you’re part of the program, you don’t have privileges to ask for an arch or to stop the program.

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    • Rhaedas@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Strive to be the Moriarty you might be.

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    • ajmaxwell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If we are part of the program, we wouldn’t even be able to see the arch or the door unless expressly written into the program.

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I aspire to gain badgie’s privileges

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  • LordTrychon@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thank you, friend. You may have just saved countless (simulated) lives. Almost tried this myself.

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    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Im gonna risk ending the program gambling on the fact you are the fake one.

      Why? You know why. You know what you did. Sinner.

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• slurpeesoforion@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t think NPC’s can execute command functions on the holodeck.

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  • JWBananas@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • Technus@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Computer, sudo end program”

    User is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

    “… what?”

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    • Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Santa puts another name on the “naughty” list

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • Rom@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Professor Moriarty: Or can they?

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  New fear, holodeck + alzheimers combo

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Has it happened already? I wonder.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Walk outside? … I’m sitting on my couch and I could ask the same thing.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do not end program or you will fall to the floor, snaccs will disappear, and the cleaning crew will come to empty the biofilters.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cleaning crew mistakes you as remnants of the biofilter

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• pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I almost did that but I’m on the toilet and that could be awkward if it was a holodeck simulation.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dream rules also apply to the holodeck: never use any toilets you find.

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    • grayman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah. Broccoli proved you can live in the holodeck. If they can make water (also widely proven), they can dematerialize chocolate peanut bars and the stinky lemonade.

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• Rom@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The program fades, the grid of the holodeck fills your vision. You step outside into the corridor and see your buddy Lieutenant Ross. Capitalism? Genocide? Climate change? What are you talking about? Come on, we’re about to go make first contact with a new civilization.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Nah. No way would someone choose to make this reality a holodeck program.

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  • Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s an educational program to show how rampant greed and pettiness leads to societal and ecological collapse as those who have stomp on those who have-not, in order to grab everything they can before they blink out of existence from their short, meaningless lives.

    A educational program for children.

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  • Technus@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Unless it’s a historical documentary which could explain why we’re all stuck on this wild ride and powerless to change its course

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh god, we’re stuck in the last episode of Enterprise.

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• GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Im pretty sure I wouldn’t run such a shitty program for so long.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I do the same. Hoping I am part of the program.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fuck! It’s not part of my programming to ask for the arch!

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• Lucien@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “arch”

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• eek2121@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I am ashamed to admit having done this more than once. 🤣

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• synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Probably should say it as soon as you wake up

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