That seems like a serious gambit. After all you might be part of the program. Much safer to ask for the arch.
You can never be sure
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logicbomb@lemmy.world 6 months ago
newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Fun fact though, more than likely if you’re part of the program, you don’t have privileges to ask for an arch or to stop the program.
Rhaedas@kbin.social 6 months ago
Strive to be the Moriarty you might be.
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If we are part of the program, we wouldn’t even be able to see the arch or the door unless expressly written into the program.
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I aspire to gain badgie’s privileges
LordTrychon@startrek.website 6 months ago
Thank you, friend. You may have just saved countless (simulated) lives. Almost tried this myself.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Im gonna risk ending the program gambling on the fact you are the fake one.
Why? You know why. You know what you did. Sinner.
slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 6 months ago
I don’t think NPC’s can execute command functions on the holodeck.
JWBananas@startrek.website 6 months ago
Technus@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
“Computer, sudo end program”
User is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
“… what?”
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 6 months ago
Santa puts another name on the “naughty” list
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 6 months ago
Rom@hexbear.net 6 months ago
Professor Moriarty: Or can they?
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 months ago
New fear, holodeck + alzheimers combo
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 6 months ago
Has it happened already? I wonder.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Walk outside? … I’m sitting on my couch and I could ask the same thing.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Do not end program or you will fall to the floor, snaccs will disappear, and the cleaning crew will come to empty the biofilters.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Cleaning crew mistakes you as remnants of the biofilter
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I almost did that but I’m on the toilet and that could be awkward if it was a holodeck simulation.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 6 months ago
Dream rules also apply to the holodeck: never use any toilets you find.
grayman@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Nah. Broccoli proved you can live in the holodeck. If they can make water (also widely proven), they can dematerialize chocolate peanut bars and the stinky lemonade.
Rom@hexbear.net 6 months ago
The program fades, the grid of the holodeck fills your vision. You step outside into the corridor and see your buddy Lieutenant Ross. Capitalism? Genocide? Climate change? What are you talking about? Come on, we’re about to go make first contact with a new civilization.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Nah. No way would someone choose to make this reality a holodeck program.
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 6 months ago
It’s an educational program to show how rampant greed and pettiness leads to societal and ecological collapse as those who have stomp on those who have-not, in order to grab everything they can before they blink out of existence from their short, meaningless lives.
A educational program for children.
Technus@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Unless it’s a historical documentary which could explain why we’re all stuck on this wild ride and powerless to change its course
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Oh god, we’re stuck in the last episode of Enterprise.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Im pretty sure I wouldn’t run such a shitty program for so long.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I do the same. Hoping I am part of the program.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Fuck! It’s not part of my programming to ask for the arch!
Lucien@hexbear.net 6 months ago
“arch”
eek2121@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I am ashamed to admit having done this more than once. 🤣
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
Probably should say it as soon as you wake up
spudwart@spudwart.com 6 months ago
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