Not pooping for 3 days?? Try not pooping for 30
No nut November is finally over but...
Submitted 11 months ago by gibmiser@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
match@pawb.social 11 months ago
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Toxic Megacolon
Rakonat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
31
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Nah I’m good
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Better stock up on beans
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I simply have a catheter installed so I can complete the challenge with ease. I’m so smart.
OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Remember the no-shit guy from back when we came to Lemmy? I wonder how they’re doing
smeg@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Turns out they were full of shit in a different way
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
no more shitposting until next year 😥
swiftcasty@kbin.social 11 months ago
Would you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
God damn it I’m going to bed
registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 11 months ago
You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Or if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”
gibmiser@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.
Orbituary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ll buy you a hamburger if you let me eat your shit.
paddirn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s been Non-stop Nuttin’ November for me, I’m so glad to finally get a rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Now it’s don’t-stop dumpin’ December
fastandcurious@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I prefer destroy dick december
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Brace yourselves, Jerk-off January is coming.
Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 11 months ago
Looks like I started early.
tomi000@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Its 0:50 here and Im literally sitting on the toilet…
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
better get up off dat
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Fuck I failed already
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Moooom the toilet monster’s back and you promised that wouldn’t happen again
Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Send me all ur cheese I’m doing this shit (actually I’m not doing shit)
gibmiser@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I gotcha fam. I got a block of cheddar cheese spiked with fentanyl with your name on it.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’ll DM you my address
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I hope it is fiber February then
Public_Tumbleweed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Holy hell
hactar42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve failed 6 times today
dipshit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I can’t wait to poop this.
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I will gladly lose this battle.
Zellith@kbin.social 11 months ago
He wants our poo poo and our pee pee!
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
All he’s getting is my knuckle babies
MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Smokeydope@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Whoever came up with don’t dump December is trying to get people to win the darwin award: impaction edition. Sounds like a psyops cooked up over at 4chan
gibmiser@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What’s funny is I thought I came up with it then Googled it and, of course someone else had already done it.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’d nearly forgotten about this scene from Look Who’s Talking Now. Thanks
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dingus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What the fresh hell is this
BossDj@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Look who’s talking tells some bad romance story, but with a twist that it’s through the eyes of a baby with an adult inner monologue played by Bruce Willis. He mostly tries to figure out the stupid behaviors of adults.
This demon is how the baby views the toilet. Potty training is a sub plot of the movie.
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 11 months ago
excuse me?
gibmiser@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I loved and hated it since the first time I saw it