He did impale a loooooot of people though. He also had the title “Dracula”, and may be the source of some of the legends about vampires.
So yeah, it’s never too late to pursue your dreams, but you do still have to get off your ass and pursue the hell out of them. Also it helps if your dad is rich and powerful.
ceenote@lemmy.world 7 months ago
So what’d they call him? Vlad the guy?
Furball@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Vlad the normal person who doesn’t impale people
Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
That’s why he started the impaling. His name was too long.
Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Vlad the existent
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Vlad the Pale
jaybone@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Vlad the expaler.
Is that a word?
Impale, expale, I just got an ounce in the mail.
LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Vlad the good Lad
MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 7 months ago
Vlad the not yet impaler?
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Perhaps he was well stocked and already had the title before.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Vlad the Impugner. He used to accuse people of lying all the time.