Choose wisely!

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• EunieIsTheBus@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Question: Are pants and underwear considered as a container?

  “Officer I swear I just wanted to see which phone causes such a big bulge in his pockets! How could I know that the pills grant X Ray vision!”

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  • DillyDaily@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But if someone is wearing the pants, I’d argue they don’t count as empty.

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• bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  1 and 2.

  Endless Pearls.

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• Knetsqu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  5 8

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  3 and 6. There was no limit to how often you can use the power, so just spam them. Look 20 and fly.

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• Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  5 and 8.

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• Filthmontane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  2 and 8. Start a gravel selling business and write a book on Khitan

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  • Discoslugs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Such a low bar for success. Count me in.

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• criitz@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  3 and 7 have real uses. Get past locked doors, etc.

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  • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can also mess with quantum mechanics too, given you know what’s inside the box

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• Surp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Teleport obviously

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• crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I chose 1 and 3.

  1 because oysters will tell me where the biggest pearls are = $$$$ 3 for locked doors and the coolest room exits.

  I’d live a good life with them.

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  • brianorca@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But would they though? It would be more like “see Sam over there, yeah he has a great pearl. But not me, I’m sure. Nope, no way.” The clam sure doesn’t want you putting that knife in to get the pearl.

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    • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure to them it’s poop… but yeah maybe they don’t want a knife.

      I bet we could find common ground. maybe the seniors are ok with it, for $.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why the hell doesn’t anyone want to communicate with oysters? They probably have a lot to say! Also you could just drop an oyster in a board room or something and learn trade secrets.

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  • brianorca@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They still don’t have ears. You can talk to them, but they can’t hear anyone else.

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• Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Depends on the teleport cool down, but that’s the obvious first choice. From there it’s tough between 1, 2, and 5…

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• looseanus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  deek.chat

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• AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you pick 7, 1 becomes redundant.

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• Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  3 and 7. Teleportation? Hell yeah! And you can see inside containers to teleport inside of

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• okmko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I imagine all of these powers come as the worst possible implementation like a cursed rabbit’s foot.

  Like free gravel for life: you don’t conjure it out of thin air at will, no, it’s magically mailed to you once a day in small quality and you have to remove it from your mailbox or it’ll fill it up.

  Teleport 7 inches: a magic leopardcon appears and lifts you on their shoulders. If there’s a wall in the way, they just keep walking into the wall.

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• Discoslugs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  1 + 2. Criminally underrated combo.

  Gravel + concrete + oysters = more oysters

  How are y’all not seeing this?

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  • Yokozuna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Talking to oysters would honestly be great for some type of ecological studies, they are pretty picky about their habitats.

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    • Surdon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Imagine being able to talk to oysters only to find out that oysters can’t talk back

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• Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Run as fast as Albert Einstein would be a godsend for someone who is paralyzed.

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  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But as soon as you stop running you’re paralyzed again. So says the monkeys paw

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well, except he’s currently dead so his running speed is zero.

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  • BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you can run physics experiments or a research group as fast as albert einstein or if you can run some calculations or even just your mouth as fast as albert einstein that would be something I wouldn’t shake a stick at.

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• FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  3, because it’s actually kind of useful.

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  5 and 7

  I get toast when i want and no one said the empty container has to be near me

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• faceless@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  khitan and the oyster ones

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  • brianorca@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The gifts of gab.

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    • faceless@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      no its because I like studying languages and if I can speak khitan scientists could pay me money for research into it

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