Has anyone ever tipped a landlord and if so, what drugs were they on?
I feel so sotty sorry for the poor rock man
Submitted 5 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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systemglitch@lemmy.world 5 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I do every week and the drug I was on was care for the weaker humans in society.
Retrograde@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Nice that’ll show em lol
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I never tipped a landlord, but as a joke I paid my rent in Sacajawea Dollars so as to give him a “bag of gold.” At first he was pissed, but then he asked me to continue. Apparently they turned out to be good tips at the bar.
fatbeer@reddthat.com 5 months ago
It’s rage bait, relax
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Wiz@midwest.social 5 months ago
TIPPING landlords? Is that a thing?
I hope not.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
“Please take this extra money, sir, I don’t feel cucked enough by the housing market.”
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It is in Germany, or so I heard from a German in this thread
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Am German and am living in my second apart now since moving out. This is absolutely not a thing. You pay your rent on time and that’s it. Anything else on top would be inappropriate.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Is that “Actual” German, or “My great great great great great great great great grandpappy once rimmed Kaiser Wilhelm’s cat” German?
ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 5 months ago
People give tips to other who do nothing outside their job, oh you made the coffee i ordered and hand it to me sure have $5, thanks for handing the pizza i ordered over the counter have $10, payed for my groceries that i picked out myself and paid via self checkout sure have a 25% tip.
Why not tip someone who ensures where you live, where you children live, where all your precious posesstions are kept is safe, secure, and supported? Seems like you don’t actually care about the money, just want to have someone to shit on and feel mighter than them… (Kidding im a landlord and id call someone nuts for tipping me)
Thief_of_Crows@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Because those people provided something to you. They made or delivered the food. All a landlord does is gatekeep a necessity that people can’t live without. He didn’t build it. The only thing he did to you is prevent you getting housing. That is why they are leeches.
Thief_of_Crows@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Hopefully it’s like cow tipping
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Look at all these rocks I just bought from desperate people! Pay me and you can sleep under them.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Landparasites am I right
specfreq@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You can’t see the tenants rocks because they’re so big
Witchfire@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The tenants are just chained to the earth
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
There are ten ants!?
turddle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The origin of the word tenants is from the fact that it takes ten human sized ants to carry their rocks.
The more you know 🌈
cooopsspace@infosec.pub 5 months ago
The Earth they’re standing on
F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Then don’t be a landlord if it is such a terrible job.
DillyDaily@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Exactly, if you’ve got money lying around, invest in something that doesn’t require you to get off your ass and ensure the singular person/family selling their labour for your dividends isn’t forced to shelter in a mold infested leaky death trap.
You’re profiting of someone else’s undeniable need for shelter and housing. You can at least fix the broken extraction fan above the gas cooker and not winge about the loss your precious rental income for that week.
The stock market is way easier to invest in than the property market. I genuinely don’t understand why landlords take it on, then bitch about it.
twopi@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Absolutely. And you can get real estate exposure by buying REITs.
MuuuaadDib@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Who the fuck tips a landlord?
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
The same people that tip in restaurants I assume
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Fuck that guy.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah, fuck him, he’s a real hemorrhoid!
Something_Complex@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Eat shit die is what I say. We keep fighting among ourselves for fucking scraps and we thing is a meal.
Nah fuck those big investment companies, fuck the humongously wealthy.
(I don’t think most celebrities are rich, because people like musk, bezzos and certain corporations, stole the money of an entire generation)
I think it was the 400 richest people own more assets then the poorest 60%
That literally means we just need to focus on the titans of the industry. Not my landlord gary
MycoBro@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Lol. It’s hilarious you said Gary. I worked for a contractor who son (he and everyone knows his daddy gave him everything) had a couple rent houses. His name was Gary. He’s alright.
Something_Complex@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Idk why it’s a landlord thing to be called Gary, in my family betweent me my parents and my brother we all had at least one landlord called Gary at some point in our lives 😂😂😂
Colorcodedresistor@lemm.ee 5 months ago
[deleted]ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is peasent thinking, not lord thinking. This is while you won’t rise up the ranks.
exhaust_fan@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dude I hate them more than anyone but I’m working in a jurisdiction where the legal term has been changed to “rent provider” and it’s a total fucking shitshow. A name is what you make it.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I thought the tenant was the rent provider.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yes, it’s a lordship.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass.
ares35@kbin.social 5 months ago
mine's named after my ex for that reason.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Rentfoids vs landchads
kevinbacon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
TLD
spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 months ago
But why can’t he pull himself up by his bootstraps?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He’s wearing loafers
MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
We all are, these days.
Sheeple@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The landleech bootlicking in the comment section is real
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ikr they fucking love their betters
dangblingus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hahaha the only one to blame for your bad pay is yourself, my guy. You could try getting a real job if being a landlord isn’t the gig you thought it would be.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hahahaha yes very true
rbesfe@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
ITT: people forgetting what sub they’re on
Thief_of_Crows@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Why is he carrying a rock labelled hard work? Is that what he calls your rent check or something? I work hard, my land lord does not. That’s literally the entire relationship.
avater@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You guys tip your landlord?
Something_Complex@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Stop blaming small landlords with a few properties, bc we all should be able to have a few eventually if ya luck and work.
Blame corporations that keep on buying everything in order to make us live in rented land forever. Fucking hell it’s like the Chinese.
badbytes@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dude is f-ing super strong.
Stumblinbear@pawb.social 5 months ago
based landchad evictionpilling the cringe rentoid
PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Does it go against the narrative that my ll is a fireman and bought the house from his friend and he spent two full days stripping the deck out and putting a new one in?
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“I am not tipping” - what the fuck? Does anybody actually add a tip to their rent payments?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What, do you want your landlord to starve!?
frezik@midwest.social 5 months ago
I mean, is that an option?
Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 5 months ago
No, it is parody
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You are parody
mustbe3to20signs@feddit.de 5 months ago
Until it’s not, so many memes and light trolling turned from fun to conspiracy theories.
MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 5 months ago
There was a landlord on TikTok who essentially asked for tips. He had his friend play a renter that refused to tip him and argued that if waiters get tipped just for delivering the food to the table, the landlord totally deserves a tip for being available for calls and fixing stuff.
One giant shitstorm later and we end up with this meme and the landlord making a TikTok in which he said that it all was a joke.
Witchfire@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s usually called a “convenience fee”
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I am also completely puzzled by this. I even started imagining a situation where the landlord is so poor he is working as a waiter in a restaurant. Otherwise this doesn’t make any sense.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Always tip your landlord
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m a landlord and a school bus driver and I am poor as fuck. I bought a cheap house that needed a huge amount of renovation work, and I now rent it out while I live with my elderly parents. The rental income represents about a 50% increase over my salary (assuming nothing goes seriously wrong with the house) but I still make less than $40K. Not every landlord is the guy from Monopoly.