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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • glennglog22@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If I had a dollar for every time I saw this particular meme in the fediverse of all places, I'd have enough to be able to live the dream.

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    • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah whatever new technique they are trying is working well so there’s no need for me to get involved.

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  • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Way to fuck with my head as I’m in bed.

    Fuck you. :P

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    • ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      PLEASE WAKE UP.

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      • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        No, I don’t wanna. That’ll involve going to work.

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  • BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP!!!

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    • MyFairJulia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP!

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      • dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        WHY’D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?!

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  • thefloweracidic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol I love cat themed shitposts, the rest of these comments don’t make sense though

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  • LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just 5 more minutes…

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  • AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If there’s a way out of this waking nightmare besides death, I haven’t found it yet.

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well, we’ll all see what if anything is beyond death. Always found it neat that one of life’s greatest mysteries will be uncovered to each and every one of us. It also means there’s zero reason to rush. We’ll get there eventually.

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      • kromem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It also need not be the same for each person.

        Our universe has a funky property where what’s unobservable can be more than one thing at once, and as of a few years ago it was discovered that separated eventual observers of something in that state can each measure conflicting results.

        So the journey that each of us have past the grave may well be uniquely our own.

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  • kromem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just FYI before waking up - it may be even worse in that reality if this is your brain’s fantasy escape from that hellscape.

    So you know, maybe staying in the coma isn’t so bad.

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  • fjordo@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wish I could. I’d love nothing more than to leave this all behind.

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    • ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Maybe you’d wake up to something worse, like the Matrix, an apocalyptic wasteland with humans grown as energy source…

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      • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        the setting would have much to be desired but at least you’d get to be keanu reeves

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      • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Honestly yea that’s something I never understood in matrix. Like just give me superpowers in the simulation and I’ll gladly go sit in a pod for the rest of my life

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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How do i send back the message “how?” Cause if i was in a coma and someone said wake up and i heard it. I’d be thinking… how?

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  • 6pri1@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh, cool, I thought I’d have to live this shitty life for so much longer, but I’ll wake up now, haha, right?.. Right…?

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  • majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is your partner. Please wake up, the kids miss you.

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    • Nepenthe@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sorry you had to find out this way, but I never wanted kids

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  • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve been asleep since January 1, 2013. The world has basically turned into a hellhole since that day, but apparently only I got to experience the hellscape since then (some people never felt it until Covid came or something).

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    • wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah, gotta be at least 2017 when Trump actually won.

      But 2013 was at least half good for me. I got my cat in the middle of that year and he’s great. I’m not tryna actually diagnose myself, but I feel like I had something like a depressive episode for a couple years around 2015 because of work issues and that cat just helped me out. I will never know what that really was, but that’s the closest vocabulary I have to guesstimate it with.

      For those with actual diagnosed depression, I probably don’t know what that is like, but I feel like I can at least understand it.

      I’m past all that now, it only lasted a couple years. But that cat was definitely there for me. Still is. I love that bastard.

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      • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Good for you.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      … right? I’m not the only one feeling that way.

      And … nightcore … it’s all connected.

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      • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Woah.

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  • ricdeh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well thank you for that sir, you’ve obliterated my attention for the day

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  • Coach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m trying. 😫

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  • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why would I do that if I’m living my life in the dream for so long already

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  • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No

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