(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)
I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅
Submitted 1 year ago by Damaskox@lemmy.world to games@lemmy.world
(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)
I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅
In the world as myself or as my character?
If as myself, i’ll try to stay away from the US portion of Earth. They get attacked a lot. If as my character, I guess i’ll just have to make a Captain’s Log noting this strange phenomenon before giving the order to warp towards my next mission for Starfleet.
Life in Star Trek is easier than most, if you’re in the right place.
Would you use transporters?
As myself, not at first unless impossible to avoid. Eventually though, probably yes. As my character, definitely.
I’d also regularly make a clone and store it somewhere safe as backup, because there are a thousand ways to die in space and i doubt to be special enough and avoid them all.
Some asshole chases me all around the map shooting rockets at me over and over again from a fucking flying motorcycle monstrosity.
Ah yes, the reason I quit playing GTAO after like an hour.
I manage to still entertain myself with it.
I’ll let them chase my armored car that they need to hit with 5 missiles all over and bait them into parking garages and shit where they’re super easy to kill… Just pisses them off more.
Someone, get me a crowbar!
BALLOONS! Get’m!
Angry russian voices then buckshot to my face.
Why do I even play this game.
i teleport to the world of Deep Rock Galactic.
If im in the inner colonies, im probobly fine. If im part of the DRG crew, im screwed.
Get I teleported into the game as the hero? Then I have to mine for a while, find a strange artefact, have a seizure and then fly off into space with a helpful robot… were I will most likely die due to space pirates a I have no idea how to pilot a spaceship for real.
As a player character.
Doesn’t need to be a hero, since in some games you are a villain.
I’m in feudal Japan during a civil war. I don’t speak any Japanese other than the lyrics to Mr. Roboto and I’m a foreigner. I’m probably dead.
(Shadow Tactics)
If someone is shocked or angry at you, repeatedly say sumimasen, bow profusely, then run into the wilderness and hide.
Otherwise, run into the wilderness and hide.
Pros: I’d only have to solve puzzles, then defeat an AI god at puzzles in order to be born into the real world and effectively immortal so long as I keep up maintenance on my robo-bod. It’s easier than it sounds.
Cons: Most human media is lost to time. I would be alone except for the fellow robots I wake up, and a lot of them are apparently annoying. The work of restoring civilizations rests entirely on my shoulders. Luckily, I’m immortal.
Oh, thanks for the reminder that this just came out! Been looking forward to the sequel
OMG. Has it really been 9 years since the first one? That’s scary.
Which game?
Sounds like The Talos Principle. Great puzzle game that comes close to scratching the Portal itch.
The work of restoring civilization rests entirely on my shoulders.
Immortality will give you immense patience. Even if you become frustrated you can always sit back, rest for as long as you need, then try again. I like those odds, even with the cons.
Vampire Survivors so I’m pretty much fucked.
I’d be killed by a monster straight from Hell in under 10 seconds unless I start moving and never stop. Never stop moving. Hopefully I can find a weapon and some body armour!
Why is everything square!?
RDR2.
I’ll go ask Dutch if I make negative amount of money if I’m supposed to take 50% from the camp funds
I’d join a ranch and try to make an honest living away from all the noise. Or live as a vagrant along the southeast coast, living off fish and berries, avoiding people.
I would get killed by a Worm with a Bazooka, unless it’s my turn first and I manage to kill it before it kills me.
Judging by what the people in this world are saying, being rolled up into a giant ball and lobbed into space isn't as bad as it sounds.
The factory must grow. I need to figure out how to use the Logistics Train Network mod and build a new oil processing facility.
I design a one-way mission to the moon. It’s a complex, 3-stage rocket designed to take 1 passenger as the payload. Our brave passenger is a Korok.
Then, after the mission is done, you’ll keep a memorial for this brave Korok? Or do they live there in a new home?
Astroneer!! I’m gonna be fine as long as I have oxygen.
Can you get more of it? Easily?
As long as I have compound, I can make tethers. So, if I don’t stray too far from the path I’ll be alright. Eventually I’ll get a QT-RTG (power generator), for being a good boy, and have enough resources to craft a portable oxygenator (requires power). Then I’ll be ready to hit that planet core!!
I’d be deciding whether or not to start journey 3 or riding torrent around finishing things I didn’t do. I can do whatever I want as Elden lord
POWER OVERWHELMING
You get to live forever! Even if you die, you always respawn. And you can explore the beautiful Lands Between. Sounds nice once you get used to the ‘dying’ part.
Everything must be Satisfactory.
Prince of Persia Warrior Within.
Hmm. If I’m on the island of time I’m royally screwed but living in some random town is okay I guess. Could be worse.
I would be the lone human in Deep Rock Galactic. Hopefully I would be transported into the Rig and drink some beers because if I ended up on Hoxxes I’m pretty sure I would be glyphid food.
You won’t be alone. ROCK AND STONE!
Well join me for a flintlocke’s delight followed quickly by a wormhole special to see where we fly.
I gotta catch 'em all
Same here.
A creeper blows up behind me while I’m punching a tree.
I am struck by an overwhelming urge to make paperclips.
Get eaten by giant sea abomination if I don’t drown trying to collect metals
Depending on where in the game I end up: realize I’m basically already dead, shotgun a bottle of bleach and die, or try to survive for a while, get bitten, drink bleach and die. Or just get eaten alive, or get food poisoning, or a cold, and die.
I would head to cabins outside muldruagh and survive on foraging and look the nearby dixie trailerpark
I like to think that I’d join a pirate crew and go on adventures, but more likely I’d be a hobo on some street on a Caribbean island. Could be worse.
I'd probably either get killed by a nosalis or forget to change my mask filter. Greetings from Metro: Last Light!
Oh no… I thought goblins in Baldur’s Gate 3 would be bad. Now I’m grateful I wouldn’t need to run away from nosalis.
iegod@lemm.ee 1 year ago
What a save!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
My question here is: Are you still human, a car or an egg person? 🤔