Good thing there’s a neutral zone in between.
Tensions are escalating
Submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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cygnus@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
So there’s a cloaked pickup flying a Romulan flag in the street?
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
OP. It’s time to have a clear plastic flag with white for the Romulan empire made and placed at the edge of your property.
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 9 months ago
I want to live in this neighborhood so badly. If anyone can get me into a rental in that neighborhood, I will fly the flag of Bajor!
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 9 months ago
You may be in a neighborhood like that already! You just need to be the first to fly the flag.
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 9 months ago
My nearest neighbor is a km/half a mile away, and she has no interest in star trek. The only flag she flies has MAGA on it :(
WrittenWeird@lemmy.world 9 months ago
grind Dukatly
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Flags you say? What’s your stance on statues of benevolent rulers?
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 9 months ago
No statues to the butcher of Bajor!
Rom@hexbear.net 9 months ago
The only problem with the Klingon flag is that when you first glance it from a distance, well…
Shut_up_Wesley@startrek.website 9 months ago
True story. Flew our Klingon flag… neighbors thought it was a nazi flag. Had to explain…“no, no, we are not Nazis (I’m actually Jewish). We are just really big geeks.” Yeah…that was the last time we flew that one.
groucho@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
Yep. Our friends flew one for a 4th of July party and one of the party guests took them aside and explained what it looked like to a casual observer.
buckykat@hexbear.net 9 months ago
And the UFP flag is giving globe emoji on first glance
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
Me, down the street: “THE ROMULAN EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN!”
Madison420@lemmy.world 9 months ago
If it ever fell. They’re the sneakiest of the main species, I wouldn’t put it past them to have a foundation caste. Ie. One empire on this side of the galaxy one on the other side.
WrittenWeird@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Neighbor next door is a Romulan flag, you just can’t see it.
Crappy house down the street with the Camaro on cinder blocks and beer cans all over the lawn has a Cardassian flag.
Ertebolle@kbin.social 9 months ago
The pushy evangelical church down the street has the Bajoran flag
WrittenWeird@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Prophets be with you, my child.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The minister seems nice and well meaning enough but…kinda creepy and you don’t want to be alone with her
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 9 months ago
Neighbor next door is a Romulan flag, you just can’t see it.
Well played
clearedtoland@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I can’t tell how serious you are but I love the DS9 analogy.
Apeman42@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The actual Cardassian flag, or the Dukat one that says “Make Cardassia Strong Again”?
WrittenWeird@lemmy.world 9 months ago
*Make Bajor Great Again.
Madison420@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Would need a root cellar in the backyard that leads to God.
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 9 months ago
Glory to you, and your house.
jayandp@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Is the road the Neutral Zone?
ex_nihilo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It would be if the neighbors hung the romulan empire flag.
Palerider@feddit.uk 9 months ago
Huh, amatures. We didn’t bother with the Klingon flag, we had the symbol put into our block paved drive.
NPC@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This has been the single greatest post on this community so far.
negativenull@lemm.ee 9 months ago
clearedtoland@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This would obviously be where Jeffrey Combs lives.
norbert@kbin.social 9 months ago
That entire side of the street is his houses, they all look completely different and were built at different times but they're all very nice houses and people love them.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ferenginar? Andoria? Cybertron?
BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Your neighbors probably: today is a good day to die.
TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 9 months ago
Koltar, when he drowned in the swamp
UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 months ago
clearedtoland@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I wish I had cool (uncool?) neighbors like that. Mine just never trim their encroaching hedges, and generally seem friendly but slightly ominous - like cardassians or romulans, come to think of it.
totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Cardassians would have slaves to trim the hedges tho
TheJims@lemmy.world 9 months ago
They bring dishonor to their house.
Shields up Captain!
RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Gre’thor will be paved with your ashes!
*shoves Ferengi door-to-door salesman’s head onto a pike
siewyuk@monyet.cc 9 months ago
Do you only call them when you have one of your dramas?
worker_bear@hexbear.net 9 months ago
Cascio@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Are you just outside Pittsburgh?
betamark@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You might be safe what kind of Hondas are those are the khitomer Accords?
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 9 months ago
Wow, this wordplay has layers.