Cascio
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- Comment on Please be patient. 3 weeks ago:
Life is just a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather!
- Comment on Recommendation engine: Downvote any game you've heard of before 2 months ago:
A naval trade game about 1800’s China from the Apple II. You won’t believe it till it happens but I’ll become addicted.
- Comment on New evidence confirms COVID-19 vaccines are overwhelmingly safe 1 year ago:
That’s 5% of the .06%. So over 38mil vaxed. 23,002 had any reaction. 1,150 had any major complications.
- Comment on Tensions are escalating 1 year ago:
Are you just outside Pittsburgh?
- Comment on Black holes keep 'burping up' stars they destroyed years earlier, and astronomers don't know why 1 year ago:
The Cat: So, what is it?
Kryten: I’ve never seen one before - no one has - but I’m guessing it’s a white hole.
Rimmer: A white hole?
Kryten: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.
Lister: So, that thing’s spewing time…
Lister: [donning his fur-lined hat] … back into the Universe?
Kryten: Precisely. That’s why we’re experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.
The Cat: So, what is it?
Kryten: I’ve never seen one before - no one has - but I’m guessing it’s a white hole.
Rimmer: A white hole?
Kryten: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.
Lister: [minus the hat] So, that thing’s spewing time…
Lister: [donning his fur-lined hat, again] … back into the Universe?
Kryten: Precisely. That’s why we’re experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.
Lister: What time phenomena?
Kryten: Like just then, when time repeated itself.
The Cat: So, what is it?
[Kryten, Rimmer, and Lister stare at Cat]
The Cat: Only joking.
-Red Dwarf